Verse Jokes
50 verse jokes and hilarious verse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about verse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Verse jokes are a fun way to bring scripture to life! Enjoy these light-hearted takes on bible verses, revelations, hymns, and lyrics. Whether you're a scholar of the faith or just looking for a lighthearted read, these jokes are sure to keep you laughing!
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Funniest Verse Short Jokes
Short verse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The verse humour may include short chapter jokes also.
- Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."
Trump 20:16 - Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
- Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!
Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown. - A woman was being perused by two men. One was a baker and one was a poet,
She had to make up her mind for batter or verse. - I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife...
Judo know if I got a gun... - What's the easiest way to find a spy in the United States? Ask them to sing the Star Spangled Banner.
If the sing more than one verse, you have your spy. - Man 1: This poem is so badly written. I don't even know what it says. Man 2: That's the verse part of it!
- What do mumble rappers from the East coast rap about? I don't know...Their verses aren't Pacific.
- There was a firefighter who always recited a poetry verse before extinguishing a blaze. He was a real prose before hose kinda guy.
- Not many people know this but there's actually a bible verse about Shrek It's called Psalm-BODY ONCE TOLD ME!!!
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Verse One Liners
Which verse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with verse? I can suggest the ones about phrase and paragraph.
- Does Zuckerberg like poetry? Yes, he's never met-a-verse he didn't like.
- Have you heard about the vampire turned poet? He went from _bat_ ... to __verse__!
- Why can't you read cat poetry to children? Because it's all purr-verse.
- What does god call one verse of his song? A universe
- What's a priest's favorite non-bible verse? It's not adultery if they're not adults
- Why can't you read cat poetry to children? It's all purr-verse.
- Not only is Pop music disgusting by the chorus, but also per verse.
- This particular bible verse got me through a bunch of tough times as a kid. Lunch 11:35.
- Why can't you ever sing the last verse of a Swedish song? Because it's not Finnish.
- What Bible verse keeps every student going? Lunch 11:35.
- How do creepy songwriters get paid? Per verse
- What do you call Ms. Universe for bigger contestants? Ms. Multi-verse
- Always remember... No matter how bad prose may be, it might be verse.
- Why are gardeners the best pimps? Because they are well versed in whorticulture
- Eminem's verse on Not Alike is so hard that Mac Miller killed himself.
Bible Verse Jokes
Here is a list of funny bible verse jokes and even better bible verse puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Today's Bible verse would be according to Psalm- -BODY once told me
- Just finished reading the bible My favorite verse?
Ezekiel 25:17 - My pastor spits fire bible verses at parties... His magician name is Sir Preach-A-Lot
- Why is the shortest verse in the bible Jesus Wept? Because Jesus Cries
- Which bible verse does a priest say often to the altar boy? **Psalm 81:10.**
**....** open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Cheerful Fun Verse Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about verse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean verb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make verse pranks.
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was home but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took at a card and wrote Revelations 3:20 on the back of it and stuck it to the door.
When the offering was taken the following Sunday, the pastor found his card had been returned. Along with the verse he had written, he found another cryptic message: Genesis 3:10 .
When he checked his Bible to discover what this could mean, the pastor began to chuckle.
Revelations 3:20 reads behold, I stand at the door and knock . Genesis 3:10 says, I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was n**....
Isis and the Christian man
An ISIS member stopped the car of a Christian couple.
ISIS member: Are you Muslim?
Christian man: Yes, I'm Muslim.
ISIS member: If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse of Quran.
Christian man recited a verse from the Bible.
ISIS member: Ok yallah go.
Later his wife tells him: "I cannot believe the risk you just took.
Why did u tell him that we are Muslims?
If he knew you were lying he would have killed both of us."
"Do not worry! If they knew the Quran they would not kill people" answered the Husband.
Timbuktu
Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about "Timbuktu".
The priest began:
"I was a father, all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu."
Then the Australian told his version:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two!"
A priest was preaching one Sunday.
"The sermon that I'm going to preach today is about honesty"
Everyone nodded.
"Before I begin, I would like all those who have read Matthew chapter 29 verse 15 to raise their hands"
More than half the people raised their hand.
"That is very unfortunate to see as there is only 28 chapters in the book of Matthew"
The Bible does not condemn homosexuality
The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.
What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry.
Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.
"Oh" said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
How do you summarize a b**... song?
Per verse.
In the book of Mark, Chapter 12, Verse 25 the jesus says, "In heaven there is no marriage." No men, no women, only angels...
Sooooooo, it's like Berkley?
In his later years Bruce Wayne retired and became a famous poet
Apparently, he went from bat to verse.
How do you measure a b**... song?
Per verse.
