The Best 35 Verse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Verse jokes. There are some verse poetry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these verse bible verse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Verse Jokes and Puns

Which bible verse does a priest say often to the altar boy?

**Psalm 81:10.**



**....** open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

Every N.W.A song

Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!

Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown.

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was home but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took at a card and wrote Revelations 3:20 on the back of it and stuck it to the door.

When the offering was taken the following Sunday, the pastor found his card had been returned. Along with the verse he had written, he found another cryptic message: Genesis 3:10 .

When he checked his Bible to discover what this could mean, the pastor began to chuckle.

Revelations 3:20 reads behold, I stand at the door and knock . Genesis 3:10 says, I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked.

Verse joke, A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners

Isis and the Christian man

An ISIS member stopped the car of a Christian couple.
ISIS member: Are you Muslim?
Christian man: Yes, I'm Muslim.

ISIS member: If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse of Quran.
Christian man recited a verse from the Bible.
ISIS member: Ok yallah go.

Later his wife tells him: "I cannot believe the risk you just took.
Why did u tell him that we are Muslims?
If he knew you were lying he would have killed both of us."

"Do not worry! If they knew the Quran they would not kill people" answered the Husband.

I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo.

Judo know if I got a knife...

Judo know if I got a gun...


What's the easiest way to find a spy in the United States?

Ask them to sing the Star Spangled Banner.

If the sing more than one verse, you have your spy.

A priest was preaching one Sunday.

"The sermon that I'm going to preach today is about honesty"

Everyone nodded.

"Before I begin, I would like all those who have read Matthew chapter 29 verse 15 to raise their hands"

More than half the people raised their hand.

"That is very unfortunate to see as there is only 28 chapters in the book of Matthew"

Verse joke, A priest was preaching one Sunday.

Timbuktu

Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about "Timbuktu".
The priest began:
"I was a father, all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu."
Then the Australian told his version:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two!"

Man 1: This poem is so badly written. I don't even know what it says.

Man 2: That's the verse part of it!

The Bible does not condemn homosexuality

The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.

What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry.

Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.

"Oh" said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."

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There was a firefighter who always recited a poetry verse before extinguishing a blaze.

He was a real prose before hose kinda guy.

Have you heard about the vampire turned poet?

He went from _bat_ ... to __verse__!

Not many people know this but there's actually a bible verse about Shrek

It's called Psalm-BODY ONCE TOLD ME!!!

What does god call one verse of his song?

A universe

What's a priest's favorite non-bible verse?

It's not adultery if they're not adults

Verse joke, What's a priest's favorite non-bible verse?

Not only is Pop music disgusting by the chorus,

but also per verse.

This particular bible verse got me through a bunch of tough times as a kid.

Lunch 11:35.

Why can't you ever sing the last verse of a Swedish song?

Because it's not Finnish.


What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

How do creepy songwriters get paid?

Per verse

Always remember...

No matter how bad prose may be, it might be verse.

How do you summarize a bawdy song?

Per verse.

In the book of Mark, Chapter 12, Verse 25 the jesus says, "In heaven there is no marriage." No men, no women, only angels...

Sooooooo, it's like Berkley?

In his later years Bruce Wayne retired and became a famous poet

Apparently, he went from bat to verse.

How do you measure a bawdy song?

Per verse.

Today's Bible verse would be according to Psalm-

-BODY once told me

What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

what is the place from which they bought the black spider-man in the movie 'Spider man into the spider verse

The dark web

Did you hear about the cheesemonger who developed narcolepsy and became a poet?

He went from gouda to bed to verse.

This morning was all about Shakespeare. This afternoon it's all about his poetry.

Things are going from Bard to Verse



*^(Credit to my mate, Martin)*

Eminem's verse on Not Alike is so hard that

Mac Miller killed himself.

Just finished reading the bible

My favorite verse?

Ezekiel 25:17

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t.

Thanks for listening.

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