Versa Jokes

16 versa jokes and hilarious versa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about versa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Versa Short Jokes

Short versa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The versa humour may include short versus jokes also.

  1. I discovered that my socks exhibit quantum entanglement. As soon as I put on my left sock, the other sock immediately becomes the right sock, and vice versa, regardless of the distance between them.
  2. What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver? The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
  3. What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa? Bi-polar disorder.
  4. At first, I was quite surprised to see my hockey team's goalie surrounded by beautiful women at the bar ...but then I remembered he's good at snatching pucks, and vice versa.
  5. It's unfortunate that "I'M A 'MURRICAN" sounds a lot like "I'M A MERKIN" And sometimes, vice versa.
    Poor merkins.
  6. My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent
  7. LifeProTips: If you want your head massaged and you want it by yourselves then massage your left side of head with right hand and vice versa.
    Would i tell this to school children?
  8. Let me introduce a special unit to measure laziness - *hackrow*. So men with 1000 *hackrow* will be workaholic vice versa.
  9. If a female dentist tells a male patient to open nice and wide it's fine but if it's vice versa...
  10. What's the difference between a French university student and a Russian one? The French student is well s**... and slightly drunk; the Russian one is vice versa

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Versa One Liners

Which versa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with versa? I can suggest the ones about opposite and contrary.

  1. I hate the misuse of Latin phrases... ...and vice versa.
  2. I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa.
  3. I love using Latin phrases in English And vice versa

Vice Versa Jokes

Here is a list of funny vice versa jokes and even better vice versa puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Calories burned during s**... If the man is ready( same vice-versa).... 1 - 4 calories
    If the woman is not( same vice-versa).... 300 - 400 calories.
  • What's the difference between having s**... and killing animals? One is OK to do for fun but not OK to do for profit, the other is vice versa.
Versa joke, What's the difference between having s**... and killing animals?

Howlingly Hilarious Versa Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about versa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean opposite word jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make versa pranks.

Wife or Girlfriend

A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment." The mathematician: "A wife. You have security." The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."

"That's what she said" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere

That's what she said.

Versa joke, It's unfortunate that "I'M A 'MURRICAN" sounds a lot like "I'M A MERKIN"