The Best 8 Verify Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Verify jokes. There are some verify audit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these verify security puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Verify Jokes and Puns

When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them

In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back

What is the most common middle name?

Its Y.

If you don't trust me, verify by asking 10 random people around you.

What do you call a pig mixed with a centipede?

Bacon and scrambled legs.

Courtesy of my 6 year old daughter. She said she made it up and I can't verify that but it cracked us up so I thought I'd share.

Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars

but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.

The problem with quotes on the Internet...

is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."

\~ Abraham Lincoln


A mathematician tried to claim the Millennium Prize...

for P vs NP but it was held up because no one could verify that he had the correct answer.

How many US Navy electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, and three hours. One to write the tags and hang them, one to second check and fix it, and a supervisor to verify the job was done correctly.

Stolen from Navy boyfriend

How did the patent office verify Thomas Edison's inventions?

They used phonographic evidence.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the verify jeweler jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working verify information piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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