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When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them

In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back

What is the most common middle name?

Its Y.
If you don't trust me, verify by asking 10 random people around you.

What do you call a pig mixed with a centipede?

Bacon and scrambled legs.
Courtesy of my 6 year old daughter. She said she made it up and I can't verify that but it cracked us up so I thought I'd share.

I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits.

I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.

Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars

but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.

The problem with quotes on the Internet...

is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
\~ Abraham Lincoln

A mathematician tried to claim the Millennium Prize...

for P vs NP but it was held up because no one could verify that he had the correct answer.

How many US Navy electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, and three hours. One to write the tags and hang them, one to second check and fix it, and a supervisor to verify the job was done correctly.
Stolen from Navy boyfriend


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