The Best 12 Verdict Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Verdict jokes. There are some verdict juror jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these verdict judge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Verdict Jokes and Puns

A verdict has been reached in the Jussie Smollett trial.

I hope he doesn't beat himself up over this, again.

Martin Shkreli's guilty verdict

Must be a tough pill for him to swallow.

The verdict on Net Neutrality

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Verdict joke, The verdict on Net Neutrality

A Man named McMurphy is accused of robbing a bank...

On the last day of his trial, the foreman of the jury stands up.

"Have you reached a verdict?" asked the judge.

"We have your honor..." replied the foreman. "Not guilty!"

"Excellent!" shouted McMurphy "Does that mean i get to keep the money?"

Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.

Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.

A man is on trial for armed robbery...

The jury comes back with the verdict. The foreman stands, clear his throat and announces, Not guilty. The defendant leaps to his feet. Awesome! he shouts. Does that mean I get to keep the money?

I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

Verdict joke, I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Why was the tallow worker a great judge?

He could always render a verdict.


What do you call a judge who decides the verdict before the case is even heard?

I sneezed a lot today and not a single sperson said bless you

This jury is harsh. I'm not looking forward to their verdict

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A Jehovah's Witness came to my door today.

That prosecutor is insane when it comes to getting that guilty verdict.

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