Verdict Jokes
14 verdict jokes and hilarious verdict puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about verdict that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Verdict Short Jokes
Short verdict jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The verdict humour may include short judgement jokes also.
- A verdict has been reached in the Jussie Smollett trial. I hope he doesn't beat himself up over this, again.
- The verdict on Net Neutrality [Please pay $49.98 for the 'News' Package Bundle to see the verdict]
- I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict... He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.
- What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
- GUILTY! What do you call a judge who decides the verdict before the case is even heard?
Judgemental - A Jehovah's Witness came to my door today. That prosecutor is insane when it comes to getting that guilty verdict.
- I sneezed a lot today and not a single sperson said bless you This jury is harsh. I'm not looking forward to their verdict
- Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil! - Do you remember all those white people who rioted after the O.J. Simson verdict? Neither do I!
- With today's guilty verdict Aaron Hernandez went from a tight end to a soon to be wide receiver.
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Verdict One Liners
Which verdict one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with verdict? I can suggest the ones about jury and conviction.
- Why was the tallow worker a great judge? He could always render a verdict.
- What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas? His verdict.
- Martin Shkreli's guilty verdict Must be a tough pill for him to s**....
Hilarious Verdict Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about verdict you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean decision jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make verdict pranks.
A Man named McMurphy is accused of robbing a bank...
On the last day of his trial, the foreman of the jury stands up.
"Have you reached a verdict?" asked the judge.
"We have your honor..." replied the foreman. "Not guilty!"
"Excellent!" shouted McMurphy "Does that mean i get to keep the money?"
Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.
Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.
A man is on trial for armed robbery...
The jury comes back with the verdict. The foreman stands, clear his t**... and announces, Not guilty. The defendant leaps to his feet. Awesome! he shouts. Does that mean I get to keep the money?
