Verbs Jokes
10 verbs jokes and hilarious verbs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about verbs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your English lessons more fun with these creative and hilarious verbs jokes! Learn all the essential verbs such as phrasal, modal, and irregular verbs, verbs to describe nouns, verbs and adjectives and more. Get ready to hear your students belly-laughing!
Share These Verbs Jokes With Friends
Quirky and Hilarious Verbs Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good verbs joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Be verbs.
The teacher asked the class to stand one by one and compose a simple sentence using appropriate be verbs.
"She is beautiful", said Kate.
"My dogs are fat", shouted Mark.
"I is...", stuttered Joe when the teacher interrupted.
"You always say 'I am'. Never say 'I is'", said she.
As fast as he could, Joe uttered,
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Why are verbs afraid of talking about people?
Because they're followed by the subject.
Why is Oedipus bad at Latin?
He conjugated where he should have declined.
>!Latin verbs have conjugations and latin nouns have declinsions.!<
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar.
They sit. They converse. They depart.
You know why the Bible is better than the dictionary?
The dictionary has verbs, but the Bible has PROverbs!
All my physical relationships are like past-tense verbs
They end with ED.
Verbs
Without them we wouldn't get a lot done.
First they came for the verbs...
First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.
Conjugating verbs is great
It's always in-tense
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar.
They sit. They drink. They leave.
Share These Verbs Jokes With Friends
