Verbally Jokes
21 verbally jokes and hilarious verbally puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about verbally that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Verbally Short Jokes
Short verbally jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The verbally humour may include short visually jokes also.
- I once abused someone with a dictionary... The judge didn't know whether to charge me with verbal or physical assault
- As I expected, my therapist told me that I have problems verbalizing my emotions. Can't say I'm surprised.
- Therapist: Are you aware that you have incredible difficulty verbalizing your emotions? Man: I can't say I'm surprised.
Therapist: Exactly. - Therapist: Did you know that you have an inability to verbally express your emotions? Me: Can't say that I'm surprised.
Therapist: Exactly. - I had a hard time in the latest verbal brevity competition. The objective was trying, to say the least.
- As expected, my therapist told me that I find it impossible to verbalize my emotions. Can't say I'm surprised.
- My brother in law was trying to explain something, and was trying to think of a word for the opposite of verbally And I said: oh you mean Nounally!
- So, I got one of those new Smart Refrigerators and gave it some verbal commands But it iced me.
- My wife has been seriously verbally abusive throughout our relationship. I didn't mind so much until doctors found out she had been faking her Tourettes syndrome.
- I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations. But if they did they'd have to duke it out somewhere.
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Verbally One Liners
Which verbally one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with verbally? I can suggest the ones about visibly and emotionally.
- Alpha Kenny body joke Say “Alpha Kenny body” ten times slowly !
- I got a job judging a verbal pause competition. I am the Ummmpire.
- What does a rapping goat call their verbal drum skills? Bleat boxing
- How would nicolas cage win a rap battle? By using verbal judo
- What do you get when you mix Tourette's and Lyme disease? Verbal ticks.
- What cut of meat is verbally harassing over there? Filet mignon.
- If I hit you with a dictionary... ...is it physical or verbal a**...?
- What's the most verbally abusive mushroom? s**...-talk-ie!
- My girlfriend is reading a book about "love languages". Hers is verbal. Mine is o**....
Silly & Ridiculous Verbally Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about verbally you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spoken jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make verbally pranks.
A DEA agent and a rancher
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your BADGE.........!!"
In school, we had an assembly on bullying
The teacher spoke about a young gay boy, being bullied because of his sexuality. She spoke in length about his life, and the verbal a**... he suffers. She then asked a question, 'How do you think he takes it?' Apparently, 'Up the a**...!' wasn't a suitable answer.
My son is taking part in a social experiment.
He has to wear a support Arsenal. T.Shirt for 2 weeks.
So far, he has been punched, spat at, kicked, and verbally abused.
It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?
Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.
A woman visited her doctor for her annual exam. The doctor asked, Are you and your husband s**... active? Yes, we have verbal s**... everyday. the woman answered. Verbal s**...? I think you mean o**... s**...! the doctor laughed. No, I mean verbal s**.... the woman persisted.
Every morning my husband and I pass each other in the hall and say, 'Fuck you!'"
