Verbal Jokes

23 verbal jokes and hilarious verbal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about verbal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready for a collection of verbal jokes that will keep you laughing. Discover the power of word choice and the effect of verbal irony and verbal abuse. Learn the hilarious art of verbal pranks and April Fools as well as the sometimes pitfalls of verbal diarrhea and spelling. Get ready for a world of one-liners, puns, and rhetorical gags.

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Funniest Verbal Short Jokes

Short verbal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The verbal humour may include short visual jokes also.

  1. I once abused someone with a dictionary... The judge didn't know whether to charge me with verbal or physical assault
  2. As I expected, my therapist told me that I have problems verbalizing my emotions. Can't say I'm surprised.
  3. Therapist: Are you aware that you have incredible difficulty verbalizing your emotions? Man: I can't say I'm surprised.
    Therapist: Exactly.
  4. Therapist: Did you know that you have an inability to verbally express your emotions? Me: Can't say that I'm surprised.
    Therapist: Exactly.
  5. I had a hard time in the latest verbal brevity competition. The objective was trying, to say the least.
  6. As expected, my therapist told me that I find it impossible to verbalize my emotions. Can't say I'm surprised.
  7. My brother in law was trying to explain something, and was trying to think of a word for the opposite of verbally And I said: oh you mean Nounally!
  8. So, I got one of those new Smart Refrigerators and gave it some verbal commands But it iced me.
  9. My wife has been seriously verbally abusive throughout our relationship. I didn't mind so much until doctors found out she had been faking her Tourettes syndrome.
  10. I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations. But if they did they'd have to duke it out somewhere.

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Verbal One Liners

Which verbal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with verbal? I can suggest the ones about vocal and literary.

  1. Alpha Kenny body joke Say “Alpha Kenny body” ten times slowly !
  2. I got a job judging a verbal pause competition. I am the Ummmpire.
  3. What does a rapping goat call their verbal drum skills? Bleat boxing
  4. How would nicolas cage win a rap battle? By using verbal judo
  5. What do you get when you mix Tourette's and Lyme disease? Verbal ticks.
  6. What cut of meat is verbally harassing over there? Filet mignon.
  7. If I hit you with a dictionary... it physical or verbal a**...?
  8. What's the most verbally abusive mushroom? s**...-talk-ie!
  9. My girlfriend is reading a book about "love languages". Hers is verbal. Mine is o**....

Verbal Abuse Jokes

Here is a list of funny verbal abuse jokes and even better verbal abuse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tell me why you wish to divorce your husband. "He treats me like a dog!"
    "You mean he abuses you physically? Verbally?"
    "No, he wants me to be faithful!"
  • My girlfriend told me to verbally a**... her during s**... I made her call me her fathers name for nostalgia
Verbal joke, My girlfriend told me to verbally a**... her during s**...

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What funny jokes about verbal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oral b jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make verbal pranks.

In school, we had an assembly on bullying

The teacher spoke about a young gay boy, being bullied because of his sexuality. She spoke in length about his life, and the verbal a**... he suffers. She then asked a question, 'How do you think he takes it?' Apparently, 'Up the a**...!' wasn't a suitable answer.

A woman visited her doctor for her annual exam. The doctor asked, Are you and your husband s**... active? Yes, we have verbal s**... everyday. the woman answered. Verbal s**...? I think you mean o**... s**...! the doctor laughed. No, I mean verbal s**.... the woman persisted.

Every morning my husband and I pass each other in the hall and say, 'Fuck you!'"

Serena Williams was fined $17k

Verbal a**... of the umpire: $10,000
Being warned for coaching: $4,000
Breaking her racket: $3,000
Stealing the moment from Osaka by calling the umpire a thief: Priceless

Verbal joke, I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations.