Verb Jokes

Following is our collection of adjective puns and docx one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Verb jokes for adults, dirty grammar jokes and clean dictate dad gags for kids.

The Best Verb Puns

I volunteered to help blind children today!

That's a verb not an adjective btw.

I help blind kids

Verb, not adjective

In my spare time I help blind children.

I mean the verb, not the adjective.

After work, I volunteer to help blind children

By the way: Verb, not adjective

I like to help blind children.

The verb, not the adjective.


A verb, a preposition, an article, and a noun

Walk into a bar

I love helping blind children

The verb not the adjective

Fascinate

Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?

Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.

Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?

Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.

Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate".

Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 buttons on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!

Camped

Dad: We're going camped tomorrow, and I think we'll go extra deep into the woods.

Son: That sounds really fun, but wouldn't the proper statement be 'we're going camping.'

Dad: Normally, yes, but the verb changes because I'm sure we'll be going past tents.

Today my son told me he wanted to go help blind people after school...

The verb, not the adjective.

I help blind people

Verb, not adjective


Be verbs.

The teacher asked the class to stand one by one and compose a simple sentence using appropriate be verbs.

"She is beautiful", said Kate.

"My dogs are fat", shouted Mark.

"I is...", stuttered Joe when the teacher interrupted.

"You always say 'I am'. Never say 'I is'", said she.

As fast as he could, Joe uttered,

"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

I volunteered to help blind kids from ages 1 to 14

Oh and blind was a verb

I like to help blind people.

The verb, not the noun.

Alpha Kenny body joke

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I volunteered to help blind kids today.

That's a verb not an adjective, by the way.

A subject and verb walk into a bar...

They have a disagreement.
They walks out.

Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc.

Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"


Why are verbs afraid of talking about people?

Because they're followed by the subject.

The verb is my favorite part of a sentence...

That's where the action' s at

One day, in Ancient Rome

A senator was late to the Senate, when Cicero was giving a speech. He got there fifteen minutes after the start.

He slipped into his usual seat and whispered to the senator next to him: "What Cicero is talking about?"

His neighbor said: "I don't know, he hasn't got to the verb yet!"

Teacher to Student...?

Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

What English word can be both a noun and verb at the same time?

Verb

Trump is a contronym

The verb "to trump" means to be better than
And the noun "trump" means an awful president

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

*Surrendre*

Rob Gronkowski is a noun

And a verb

Is it only me or?

is there any other pronoun used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition?

Verbs

Without them we wouldn't get a lot done.

From a Latin FAQ

Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** ("I eat"), what case should you use?

A: The om-nom-nominative.

A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club...

He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline.

Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period.

Miss Reed asks Little Rickie: If I say I love chocolate, what's the verb little Rickie? ...

-.. the verb is love, Miss ..

- Very Good . Now if I say : Jon arrived , what is the object , little Tim ? ..

The object is arrived, Miss ...

Well done, little Tim. Now if I say :Jane moans from pleasure , what's the subject little Johnny? ...

- The subject is doing her, Miss

a Proverb

"floccinaucinihilipilification" is a proverb.

"Go" is an amateur verb.

First they came for the verbs...

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.

Did you know that a new verb has been added into the Oxford Dictionary? The definition is: To prank somebody in a infantile way.

Nah I'm just kidding

how do you call lettuce with a verb?

no idea man.. just lettuceknow when you get it.

In my spare time I like to help blind children

As in the verb to blind

Article adjective noun verb preposition proper noun...

Pronoun verb article adjective ableist slur!

Did you know there's a language that forms commands by adding an L to the verb?

Linguists call it the More-L Imperative.

Verbal skills study

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." --Conan O'Brien

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

The word "Jack" in the phrase "Jack In The Box" is open for interpretation.

It can be understood as a noun or a verb. If it's the latter, I don't want to eat there anymore.

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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