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It's really fascinating that I've been able to see language evolve over just a couple generations. For example, what they used to call a chesterfield we now call a couch, what they used to call a veranda we now call a porch, and what they used to call a joke we now call

a president.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

When the police finally arrested the notorious porch thief...

...the first thing they did was read him his Veranda rights.

Old people's home

Old Jimmy is sitting outside the old people's on the veranda on a large weave chair. Old Daisy comes up and sits right next to Jimmy and 10 minutes of silence she puts her hand down the front of his pants, grips the contents and keeps it there. After that Jimmy and Daisy become a couple. Every day the same routine out on the veranda.
A couple of months later a mutual friend Old Frank see Daisy on her own and she's crying. Frank says "Daisy, what's a matter? What has upset you so much?" She blubbed "Jimmy has left me for Matilda". Frank said sympathetically "But you're much younger and prettier than Matilda". Daisy said "They're both now on the veranda doing our thing, but she's got Parkinson's"


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