Venus Jokes

Funniest Venus Short Jokes

Short venus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The venus humour may include short mars jokes also.

1. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar. They didn't planet.
2. Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from. ​
   The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"
3. If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.
4. If Earth is the third planet from Sun after mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?
5. Freddy Mercury, Venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar. But they didn't planet that way.
6. I went up to Serena Williams. I said, "Serena, what's your favourite planet?"
   She said, "It's Venus."
   I said, "Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"
7. Earth, Venus, Mars, and jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
8. If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title.
9. The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
   100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
   100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
   100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
   100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
   100% gas = Uranus
10. Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar But they didn't planet that way

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Venus One Liners

Which venus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with venus? I can suggest the ones about earth and sun.

1. One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours The same as one Monday on Earth
2. What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus.
3. What did the Venus fly trap say to the waiter? Excuse me, there's no fly in my soup.
4. Why are there no nightclubs on Venus? They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere
5. What do you call a Jewish astronaut? Merchant of Venus
6. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus And all the other genders come from Uranus.
7. I Call my wife the, Venus De Milo She's cold as marble and not all there
8. I wanted to organise a party on venus but the atmosphere was too dense
9. She's totally harmless... The Venus de Milo.
10. What do you call a planet with male and female genitalia? Venus
11. Did anyone see the transit of Venus? If so, was it a white one?
12. I saw Venus AND Jupiter this morning! So glad the s**... club is open early.
13. I've named by t**... Venus and Serena... Most of the time, i come first.

Planet Venus Jokes

Here is a list of funny planet venus jokes and even better planet venus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I called Serena Williams. I said, Serena, what's your favorite planet? She said, It's Venus.
  Me: I'm sorry Venus. Could you put Serena on the phone?
• Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty? Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system

Mercury Venus Jokes

Here is a list of funny mercury venus jokes and even better mercury venus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is Venus Toxic? Because Mercury kisses the sun, Earth is courting Mars, and the other 4 already have a ring on it!
• Freddie Mercury actually had a son, but was more distant to him as time went on. His son started calling him Freddie Venus.

Serena Venus Jokes

Here is a list of funny serena venus jokes and even better serena venus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing.

Venus Fly Trap Jokes

Here is a list of funny venus fly trap jokes and even better venus fly trap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus They say its bark is worse than its bite.
• I got my vegan girlfriend a Venus Fly Trap, and she converted it. Now it wont blow me either :(
• What happens if a vegan eats a Venus fly trap plant? have they technically eaten the animal too? or are they just an insec-ssory after the fact

Venus Jokes: Elevating the Echo of Laughter from our Enigmatic Neighbor

What funny jokes about venus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean moon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make venus pranks.