Venue Jokes
10 venue jokes and hilarious venue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about venue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Venue jokes are an amusing way to take a break from the stress of wedding planning or prepping for a concert. Here are a few east-coast inspired jokes about venues for any occasion, likely to make you smile and forget about the corsage for a few minutes.
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Fun-Filled Venue Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good venue joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A young man goes to a formal ball in Boston.
He parks his car, goes up to the venue, and he has a great time. He meets a young woman there, and the two of them hit it off.
I came here on the bus, she says, Would you mind giving me a ride home?
So obviously he says yes, and the two of them leave the venue together. When they get to his car, the man goes up and presses his leg against the car door, and the car immediately opens up!
The girl asks, Wow, how did you do that?
What do you mean? the man says, These are my khakis.
TicketMaster was just fined $10 million for hacking into a competitor
At least they were told it would be $10 million, but when they went on the court's website to pay the fine, the site tacked on a bunch of "processing fees" and "venue charges" and the total came out to more like $15 million.
People need to stop putting flyers on my car windshield,
I have no interest in seeing some band called Parking Violation at the City Courthouse venue.
A concert promoter walks into a bar
A concert promoter walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Now that they are easing the Covid restrictions have you been able to plan any big events?" the bartender asks. "Well, we're planning a Foreigner reunion concert for later this summer. But we're still going to require mandatory temperature checks for everyone that enters the venue," the promoter says. "If you're hot-blooded, they'll check it and see."
I saw a poster today for a free concert for those working in public health. It said 'Frontline Only'.
Weird. I would've thought they'd fill the whole venue.
I am so honored to have had the privilege of performing my comedy in the biggest most pack venue in the world.
The internet-THANKS SO MUCH GUYS YOU'VE ALL BEEN GREAT!-LOVE YOU- GOOD NIGHT!
A comedian showed up to his venue..
There was only one person, sitting in the back of the rows of chairs.
"Thanks for coming out," the comedian said.
The man responded, "hurry up so I can clean this place."
Stevie Wonder has a bet with Tiger Woods on a game of golf, Stevie says I will beat you, so they agree to have a $500,000 bet on it, Stevie says you name the venue and I will name the time, Tiger says OK St Augustus, so what time we playing? Stevie replied.
Midnight.
There was a computers and technology fair on the 10th of September...
I arrived at the venue but they all looked at me confused. They told me the fair was 8 days ago. Ridiculous!
Roy Moore has requested that the lawsuit against him be moved to a different venue
The food court at the local mall
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