Venture Jokes
24 venture jokes and hilarious venture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about venture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your way through the venture capital world with these inventive jokes! Venture into the unknown with jokes about investing in cannabis, risky ventures, and more!
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Funniest Venture Short Jokes
Short venture jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The venture humour may include short trip jokes also.
- Ancient humans, venturing across the ice bridge to North America, got lost quite often. They found it very hard to keep their Bering Strait.
- Elon Musk's tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion... Even more boring than before!
- Nike and TOMS are embarking on a joint venture... ...for every pair of shoes you buy, they'll donate a pair to the child who made them.
- Did you hear about Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest business venture - teaming up with the police to help protect kids on internet dating sites? Guess you'd expect nothing less from a Tindergarten cop.
- Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture.
- An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo.
- I've started up a lucrative venture into beginners rope tying courses My customers can't restrain themselves.
- Why can't children venture into the forest alone at night? They do not have adult supervision.
- In the new venture "Innovation Start-up Airlines" you can order tickets in 3 basic tariffs: * Economy class
* Business class
* Business failed class - Loot crates? I can see why EA is happy, It's proving to be quite a loot-crate-ive venture.
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Venture One Liners
Which venture one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with venture? I can suggest the ones about travel and experiment.
- Do you want to invest with me into a chiropractic center? It will be a joint venture
- What do you call two people getting high together? A joint venture.
- Two skeletons start up an exotic buisness. They're going on a Joint Venture
- What happens after a venture capitalist consumes a lot of alcohol? Bad-venture time!
- How did the astronaut lose his virginity? By venturing into the black hole.
- My review of Ebert's latest venture: I give it 6 feet down
Hilarious Fun Venture Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about venture you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean challenge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make venture pranks.
A group of monks have an encounter with the almighty while tending their flower garden.
The experience so transforms them that they decide to form a new order, with a monastery, dedicated to growing flowers as a form of worship. Two years into the venture they realize that they are running out of funds and decide to begin selling some of their flowers as a way to raise funds to support their ministry and their way of life. Unfortunately a sheep from a nearby farm wandered into the monastery and quickly consumed all of their prize flowers.
It turns out only a ewe can prevent florist friars.
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My two w**... dealers started working together.
In other words, they engaged in a joint venture.
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Celebrating 4/20
So today was 4/20 and me and my buddy met up to smoke one. After a lot of arguing and persuading we couldn't decide whose w**... we should roll up first.
In the end we just decided on a joint venture.
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Two m**... dispensaries created a merger deal, becoming one.
To be blunt, the stakes were high, but they were hopeful as it was a joint venture.
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In business news, the Pillsbury and t**... companies have entered into a joint venture
They are developing a self-rising c**....
Guys need your support .
I am starting my new venture, a food App that will help all of you reduce weight dramatically.
Basically it works as follows:
You order, we don't deliver!
Seeking your support as always!!!
