Ventriloquist Dummy Jokes
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Why do ventriloquists seem so smart?
Because they hang out with dummies every day
My uncle was a ventriloquist d**.... He died drinking furniture polish.
It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.
I've never felt more like a d**... ...
Than when I found out my proctologist is also a ventriloquist.
If I ever write a on how to become a ventriloquist, I would title it:
Ventriloquism for dummies.
Credit to u/Mezz7778
I used to be a ventriloquist, until I lost my d**....
Now I'm just a schizophrenic.
My ventriloquist d**... said he hates having his life led by someone else.
I said, "Speak for yourself."
It's time to elect a ventriloquist for President.
Right now, all we have is the d**...!
Heard my ex was dating a ventriloquist.
She always loved dummys.
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