ventriloquism Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ventriloquism puns

The world champion in ventriloquism was murdered yesterday.

His scream was heard a mile away.


I've just seen the most confusing book...

Ventriloquism for Dummies


A couple on the first date.

She: What are your hobbies?
He (gets a stuffed hamster out of his pocket): Taxidermy.
Hamster: And ventriloquism!


Teacher: Does anyone know how ventriloquism works?

Me: Yes.

Teacher: Put your hand up before you speak!

Me: Exactly.


I'm a proctologist / gynecologist and my practice is starting to go south as I lose a lot of patients

Mostly because I can only practice my ventriloquism at work...


A farmer down the street said he'd been practicing ventriloquism

Turns out he was just talking out of his ass


I tried ventriloquism once.

It didn't speak to me.


Me: Ventriloquism is hard

Puppet: Ya don't say...


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