The Best 36 Vent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vent jokes. There are some vent settings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vent scrub puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Vent Jokes and Puns

Une blague en Français - For french people only

Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.

Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.

Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (la femme, le mari et le collègue) dans la chambre à coucher. Le mari commence à prendre sa femme pendant que le collègue bouge la feuille de palmier.

Après quelques minutes, sentant que sa femme ne réagit pas tellement, le mari propose à son collègue d'échanger de place avec lui. Et là, la femme crie et pleure de joie pendant que son mari fait bouger la feuille de palmier rapidement.

Au bout de quelques minutes la femme finit par jouir comme une folle.
Le mari engueule alors son collègue : "Tu vois ! C'est comme ça qu'on doit faire du vent avec une feuille de palmier !!"

*N.B. : I have nothing against english it is just easier for me to write this Joke in French.*

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

Why did the two ventriloquists get into a fight?

they kept putting words into each others mouth.

A woman in a store was complaining vehemently about her bathroom fan.

I guess she really needed to vent.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

"Sorry, I just needed to vent"


I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units.

It gives me vent elation.

I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job.

Thanks for letting me vent.

Vent joke, I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job.

What happens after a venture capitalist consumes a lot of alcohol?

Bad-venture time!

I'm a psychiatrist taking an HVAC class

i just want to help people vent

I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations...

...because they're all ears.

In the new venture "Innovation Start-up Airlines" you can order tickets in 3 basic tariffs:

* Economy class
* Business class
* Business failed class

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My dog is in the kitchen making herself a hot dog

Sitting in front of the heater vent, its cold out.

A wise man once said nothing.

He let her vent, and then they had sex.

I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.

I guess it just needed to vent.

I tried ventriloquism once.

It didn't speak to me.

My ventriloquist dummy said he hates having his life led by someone else.

I said, "Speak for yourself."

Vent joke, My ventriloquist dummy said he hates having his life led by someone else.

A ventriloquist walks into a bar...

He walks up to the barman and says 'Hey, I'm a ventriloquist'

Barman: Oh yeah? Are you any good?

Barman: I'm the best

Why was the fan a hot mess?

Because it felt trapped and needed somewhere to vent.

I asked Peter Pan how Captain Hook would vent his frustration.

"Beat Smee," he replied.

"Oh, sorry." I said. "I thought you'd know."

Why didn't the ventriloquist get in trouble for talking in class?

What do you call it when a person sees a Christmas-themed commercial and then goes on a rant about the over-commercialization of the holiday?

An Ad Vent!

I tried ventriloquism once but everyone thought I was crazy.

Possibly because I forgot to bring my dummy.

Angry about Coronavirus?

Breathe now, Vent later.

We have two ways to deal with the coronavirus. A) Accept science now

B) *vent later*

I know this is a jokes subreddit, but I need a place to vent.

Everywhere else are crewmates.

Why do Amoung Us characters bottle up their emotions?

Because they get kicked out of the group when they vent.

Vent joke, Why do Amoung Us characters bottle up their emotions?

Zack late to his work

Zach's boss was super pissed as Zack was an hour late to the work because of the daylight savings time.

After the boss left, Zack kick a lamp to vent out his frustration.

Suddenly a genie appeared and said - you have made me free. I will grant you a wish.

Zack - Can you bring peace between Israel and Palestine?

Genie - That's not possible. Sorry you got to ask another wish.

Zack - Can you please explain me the benefit of daylight savings time?

Genie - Ahhh... Ok, I will call Netanyahu

A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub...

... when an irate Irishman stands up: "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir, I..." "Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on your knee."

Revenge on a four-year-old child

A while ago, I invited my friend to my house for dinner. He brought along his four year old child, who made a mess of my house, and destroyed two of my expensive plates. I was so angry, but after all, I couldn't vent my anger on a young child. I had no choice but to smile and keep my composure.

I led the child over to my piano, where I allowed him to randomly hit a few keys. I remarked "Wow, your son has a good musical sense, he's quite talented!"

I heard the child hasn't had any free time ever since.

I used to be a ventriloquist, until I lost my dummy.

Now I'm just a schizophrenic.

A ventriloquist is performing and makes a blonde joke.

A blonde woman in the audience is offended and says How does my hair color affect my intelligence and value as a person? The ventriloquist apologizes and promises not to make any more blonde jokes for the rest of the performance. The blonde says I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the guy on your lap.

A ventriloquist walks into a bar

"Ouch", says the man next to him.

These bloody "Among Us" jokes have really run their course!

Sorry, I just had to vent.

Ruth went to her doctor for a check up

The doctor told her, "You have a fissure in your uterus, and if you ever have a baby it would be a miracle."

When she arrived home, Ruth told her husband "You vouldn't belief it. I vent to the doctah and he said to me 'You haf a fish in your uterus and if you haf a baby it vill be a mackerel."

In my house my kids call me Sir

Get me a drink Sir Vent.

Might not be funny, but it's original..... And a true story.

Why did the air vent quit its job?

It wasn't a fan

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vent faire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vent pompous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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