Vent Jokes
40 vent jokes and hilarious vent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Shake up your next get-together with some hilarious vent jokes that will have everyone in stitches! This article provides an overview of the different types of vent jokes and puns, from the classic vol au vent to jokes about a dryer vent or a mechanism outlet. With a little schmear of humor, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face.
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Funniest Vent Short Jokes
Short vent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vent humour may include short utter jokes also.
- I know this is a jokes subreddit, but I need a place to vent. Everywhere else are crewmates.
- Hisssss, whooooosssh, whirrrr, pffffffff, ssssstttsssttssss, hssssssss,phoooofooofoof, sllllllslslslllslsl.......... Sorry, just venting.
- In my house my kids call me Sir Get me a drink Sir Vent.
Might not be funny, but it's original..... And a true story. - A woman in a store was complaining vehemently about her bathroom fan. I guess she really needed to vent.
- I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent.
- Why do Amoung Us characters bottle up their emotions? Because they get kicked out of the group when they vent.
- Venting is like a zip file Everything is small but once you extract it, it's a big problem.
- I asked Peter Pan how Captain Hook would vent his frustration. "Beat Smee," he replied.
"Oh, sorry." I said. "I thought you'd know." - I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears.
- Why is eavesdropping at the Oval Office like watching Sister Act? Either way, you're gonna hear a con-vent.
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Vent One Liners
Which vent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vent? I can suggest the ones about vine and dent.
- I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot. I guess it just needed to vent.
- Why does Darth Vader's breathing sound so angry? He is just venting...
- What's it like to work in HVAC? It blows! Lots of venting and heated conversations.
- Why was the fan a hot mess? Because it felt trapped and needed somewhere to vent.
- Why did the air vent quit its job? It wasn't a fan
- We have two ways to deal with the coronavirus. A) Accept science now Or
B) *vent later* - Angry about Coronavirus? Breathe now, Vent later.
- I'm a psychiatrist taking an HVAC class i just want to help people vent
- What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on? "Sorry, I just needed to vent"
- Why do lambhorghinis have no air conditioning? Because they have a vented door
- This epic social network called Vent allows you to anonymously Vent
- What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents.
- These b**... "Among Us" jokes have really run their course! Sorry, I just had to vent.
- A wise man once said nothing. He let her vent, and then they had s**....
Howlingly Hilarious Vent Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about vent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vent pranks.
Revenge on a four-year-old child
A while ago, I invited my friend to my house for dinner. He brought along his four year old child, who made a mess of my house, and destroyed two of my expensive plates. I was so angry, but after all, I couldn't vent my anger on a young child. I had no choice but to smile and keep my composure.
I led the child over to my piano, where I allowed him to randomly hit a few keys. I remarked "Wow, your son has a good musical sense, he's quite talented!"
I heard the child hasn't had any free time ever since.
A ventriloquist is performing and makes a blonde joke.
A blonde woman in the audience is offended and says How does my hair color affect my intelligence and value as a person? The ventriloquist apologizes and promises not to make any more blonde jokes for the rest of the performance. The blonde says I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the guy on your lap.
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub...
... when an irate Irishman stands up: "You're making' out we're all dumb and s**.... I oughta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir, I..." "Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on your knee."
Zack late to his work
Zach's boss was super p**... as Zack was an hour late to the work because of the daylight savings time.
After the boss left, Zack kick a lamp to vent out his frustration.
Suddenly a genie appeared and said - you have made me free. I will grant you a wish.
Zack - Can you bring peace between Israel and Palestine?
Genie - That's not possible. Sorry you got to ask another wish.
Zack - Can you please explain me the benefit of daylight savings time?
Genie - Ahhh... Ok, I will call Netanyahu
Why do ventriloquists seem so smart?
Because they hang out with dummies every day
A ventriloquist walks into a bar
"Ouch", says the man next to him.
I tried ventriloquism once but everyone thought I was crazy.
Possibly because I forgot to bring my d**....
A ventriloquist walks into a bar...
He walks up to the barman and says 'Hey, I'm a ventriloquist'
Barman: Oh yeah? Are you any good?
Barman: I'm the best
I used to be a ventriloquist, until I lost my d**....
Now I'm just a schizophrenic.
Ruth went to her doctor for a check up
The doctor told her, "You have a fissure in your u**..., and if you ever have a baby it would be a miracle."
When she arrived home, Ruth told her husband "You vouldn't belief it. I vent to the doctah and he said to me 'You haf a fish in your u**... and if you haf a baby it vill be a mackerel."
My ventriloquist d**... said he hates having his life led by someone else.
I said, "Speak for yourself."
f**......
I have a f**... for switching on air conditioning units.
It gives me vent elation.
Why did the two ventriloquists get into a fight?
they kept putting words into each others mouth.
