The Best 22 Venison Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Venison jokes. There are some venison chewy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these venison antlers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Venison Jokes and Puns

I over boiled some venison broth earlier...

It was deerly mist.

The teacher brings some venison to school..

She says this is a different meat, it's something your mom calls your dad…

A voice from the back screams don't eat it it's asshole!!

I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £25

I think it's too deer

Venison joke, I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £25

What's a hunter's least favorite Bon Jovi song?

Bad Venison

Just been offered 8 legs of venison for £70.

Is that two deer?

A man starts a line of pickled venison ...

...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Venison joke, How do deer get revenge?

I told my wife I was making venison for dinner..

She said "oh, deer"

Did you hear that Bon Jovi got food poisoning after eating that deer?

I guess you could say he had some Bad Venison

The Butcher offered me 8 legs of venison for only $10!

But for me, it was still 2 deer.


This evening, some bloke approached me outside the pub and offered to sell me 8 legs of venison for £200. I thought, is that too dear?

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A friend of mine is selling pretzels made from venison if anyone is interested.

Don't worry about the price. It's knot deer.

I bought 8 legs of venison for £10 yesterday

Is that two deer

How would you journal a day on the toilet after eating venison?

Deer Diarrhea...

I switched from eating pheasant to venison recently....

absolute game changer

I'm no expert

I was in the local butchers and they had on offer 8 LEGS OF VENISON FOR $88.
Now I'm no expert but I reckon that's two deer

Venison joke, I'm no expert

Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40

Is that too dear?

What did the vegan say to the venison butcher?..

... is this deery free?

What do you call a "Sloppy Joe" sandwich made of venison?

Sloppy Doe.

Got 8 legs of venison for $40. Is that two dear?

What do you call a kebab made from venison?

Donner kebab

I went to the shop to buy eight legs of venison...

But it was two deer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the venison deer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working venison stag piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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