The Best 22 Venison Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Venison jokes. There are some venison chewy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these venison antlers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Venison Jokes and Puns
I over boiled some venison broth earlier...
It was deerly mist.
The teacher brings some venison to school..
She says this is a different meat, it's something your mom calls your dad…
A voice from the back screams don't eat it it's asshole!!
I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £25
I think it's too deer
What's a hunter's least favorite Bon Jovi song?
Bad Venison
Just been offered 8 legs of venison for £70.
Is that two deer?
A man starts a line of pickled venison ...
...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.
How do deer get revenge?
By giving each other a taste of their own venison
I told my wife I was making venison for dinner..
She said "oh, deer"
Did you hear that Bon Jovi got food poisoning after eating that deer?
I guess you could say he had some Bad Venison
The Butcher offered me 8 legs of venison for only $10!
But for me, it was still 2 deer.
Venison
This evening, some bloke approached me outside the pub and offered to sell me 8 legs of venison for £200. I thought, is that too dear?
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A friend of mine is selling pretzels made from venison if anyone is interested.
Don't worry about the price. It's knot deer.
I bought 8 legs of venison for £10 yesterday
Is that two deer
How would you journal a day on the toilet after eating venison?
Deer Diarrhea...
I switched from eating pheasant to venison recently....
absolute game changer
I'm no expert
I was in the local butchers and they had on offer 8 LEGS OF VENISON FOR $88.
Now I'm no expert but I reckon that's two deer
Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40
Is that too dear?
What did the vegan say to the venison butcher?..
... is this deery free?
What do you call a "Sloppy Joe" sandwich made of venison?
Sloppy Doe.
Got 8 legs of venison for $40. Is that two dear?
What do you call a kebab made from venison?
Donner kebab
I went to the shop to buy eight legs of venison...
But it was two deer.
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We suggest to use only working venison stag piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.