Venison Deer Jokes

Funniest Venison Deer Short Jokes

Short venison deer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The venison deer humour may include short venison jokes also.

1. Did you hear that Bon Jovi got food poisoning after eating that deer? I guess you could say he had some Bad Venison
2. A friend of mine is selling pretzels made from venison if anyone is interested. Don't worry about the price. It's knot deer.
3. I'm no expert I was in the local butchers and they had on offer 8 LEGS OF VENISON FOR $88.
   Now I'm no expert but I reckon that's two deer

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Venison Deer One Liners

Which venison deer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with venison deer? I can suggest the ones about deer buck and talking deer.

1. I over boiled some venison broth earlier... It was deerly mist.
2. I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £25 I think it's too deer
3. How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison
4. I told my wife I was making venison for dinner.. She said "oh, deer"
5. The Butcher offered me 8 legs of venison for only $10! But for me, it was still 2 deer.
6. How would you journal a day on the toilet after eating venison? Deer Diarrhea...
7. Q: Where in L.A. can a deer hunter find does in season year round?
   A: Venison Beach
8. I went to the shop to buy eight legs of venison... But it was two deer.
9. I was going to buy some Venison the other day... but found it was a little deer.
10. I wanted venison for dinner But my wife said it was a little deer.
11. What do you call a deer run over by a Formula One car? Venison Fittipaldi!
12. Is venison deer? No really.
    Only paid a couple of bucks.

Venison Deer Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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