Veni Jokes
43 veni jokes and hilarious veni puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about veni that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along to these Veni Vidi Vici jokes! From the Latin classic to Libera Deus, these jokes can appeal to all levels of classic Latin knowledge. Whether you know the language or not, you won't be able to resist a chuckle.
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Funniest Veni Short Jokes
Short veni jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The veni humour may include short veni vidi jokes also.
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- Veni Vidi Mingit Said every dog ever.
- Julius caesar once said :" I came , I saw ,I died " Or in Latin : Veni , Vidi , Avicii
- What did Caesar say when he saw Cleopatra? Vici, vidi, Veni.
- What did the Latin guy say after he had s**...? Veni. Veni. Veni.
- A s**... donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say? "Veni, vidi, vici."
- Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered.
Which is probably useful for explaining why the s**... club down the street now has the motto:
Veni, vidi, veni. - What did Julius Caesar say when he went to the s**... club? Veni, vidi, veni.
- What did Caesar say when he went to the w**...? Veni Vidi Veni
- What does Julius Ceasar say after s**...? Veni.
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Veni One Liners
Which veni one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with veni? I can suggest the ones about fiesta and conquered.
- I came, I saw, I died or as we say in Latin:
Veni, Vidi, Avicii. - Veni, vidi, et obliti enim veni. I came, I saw, and I forgot why I came here.
- What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni.
- Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici! Roy Moore: Vidi, vici, veni.
- What did Julius Caesar say after he made love to his wife Veni
- What did Caesar say after he left the brothel? Veni, Veni, Veni.
- Julius Ceasar after discovering Onlyfans "Veni, Vidi, Veni"
- I came, I saw, I died Veni, Vidi, Avicii
- What did Julius Caesar say towards the end of a passionate night with Cleopatra? "Veni."
- I want to open a Roman themed STD clinic I'll call it Veni VD Vici
- Veni, VD, vici I came, I caught, I cankered
- What did the ancient Romans say when they got laid? *Veni*
- What does Uranus want the most? Venis
- What did Julius Caesar exclaim after years of impotency? Veni! Veni! Veni!
- Sign over the door of a Roman Brothel Veni, vidi, veni.
Veni Vidi Jokes
Here is a list of funny veni vidi jokes and even better veni vidi puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Julius Caesar say after visiting a s**... club? Veni vidi veni
- How did Caesar describe his s**... life? Vidi, Vici, Veni.
- What did the Roman p**... ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni.
- What did Julius Caesar say after s**...? Veni, vidi, veni!
Hilarious Fun Veni Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about veni you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make veni pranks.
Julius Caesar goes to a nightclub with his friends
While there he breaks off from his group of friends to talk to an attractive young woman. His friends don't see him for the rest of the night, and the next morning they're all eager to find out what happened. So when they next see him they ask him what happened.
"Vidi, vici, veni" replies Ceasar.
What would Caesar's Famous Saying be if he were a p**...?
Veni, Veni, Veni.
Venison
This evening, some bloke approached me outside the pub and offered to sell me 8 legs of venison for £200. I thought, is that too dear?
