Veni Jokes

What are some Veni jokes?

I came, I saw, I died

or as we say in Latin:

Veni, Vidi, Avicii.

What did the Latin guy say after he had sex?

Veni. Veni. Veni.

Veni, vidi, et obliti enim veni.

I came, I saw, and I forgot why I came here.

Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici

meaning I came, I saw, I conquered.
Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto:
Veni, vidi, veni.

Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici!

Roy Moore: Vidi, vici, veni.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did Julius Caesar say after he made love to his wife


What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What does Julius Ceasar say after sex?


What did Julius Caesar say towards the end of a passionate night with Cleopatra?


I came, I saw, I died

Veni, Vidi, Avicii

I want to open a Roman themed STD clinic

I'll call it Veni VD Vici

Veni, VD, vici

I came, I caught, I cankered

Julius Caesar goes to a nightclub with his friends

While there he breaks off from his group of friends to talk to an attractive young woman. His friends don't see him for the rest of the night, and the next morning they're all eager to find out what happened. So when they next see him they ask him what happened.

"Vidi, vici, veni" replies Ceasar.


This evening, some bloke approached me outside the pub and offered to sell me 8 legs of venison for Β£200. I thought, is that too dear?

What did the ancient Romans say when they got laid?


Sign over the door of a Roman Brothel

Veni, vidi, veni.

What did Julius Caesar exclaim after years of impotency?

Veni! Veni! Veni!

How did Caesar describe his sex life?

Vidi, Vici, Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

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