vengeance Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious vengeance puns

Why cant diabetics have vengeance?

Because vengeance is sweet.

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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance...

We'll see about that.

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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

I heard this at work and thought it was clever. Enjoy

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A priest is playing golf with a sailor.

The sailor uses salty language each time he misses. "Goddammit, I missed!"

The priest warns him not to curse in God's name.

The sailor misses again. "Goddammit I missed!"

The priest cautions him again.

The sailor misses a third time. "Goddammit I missed!"

The skies open up and the hand of God casts down a bolt of furious vengeance which completely obliterates... the priest.

The sailor looks up into the sky.

A booming voice from heaven says "Goddammit, I missed!"

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I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance.

This time it's personals.

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My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

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I'm making a movie about a man who's been cheated on

Pissed off at his girlfriend, the man has one goal. He wants to have sex with her one last time, only this time it will be a hate-fuck. He pops a viagra and begins his angry thrusting. Immediately before orgasm he has a heart attack and passes away.

The movie shall be titled "Die Hard with a Vengeance"

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My psychologist says I have an obsession with vengeance

We'll see about that

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There are actors called Tom Holland and Tom Hollander

I can only deduce from this that there are also actors called Tom Holland With A Vengeance, Live Free or Tom Holland & A Good Day To Tom Holland.

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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.....

..... I'll show him

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My therapist says...

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.

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A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them.

Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken.

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My therapist says I'm preoccupied with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

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20 needed vengeance and took out 19

In the end only 1 was left

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My therapist says I spend too much time trying to get vengeance

We'll see about that..

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What are the most funny Vengeance jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Vengeance? Well, here are the best Vengeance dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Vengeance pick up lines to share with friends.

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