Vengeance Jokes

What are some Vengeance jokes?

Why cant diabetics have vengeance?

Because vengeance is sweet.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance...

We'll see about that.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

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A priest is playing golf with a sailor.

The sailor uses salty language each time he misses. "Goddammit, I missed!"

The priest warns him not to curse in God's name.

The sailor misses again. "Goddammit I missed!"

The priest cautions him again.

The sailor misses a third time. "Goddammit I missed!"

The skies open up and the hand of God casts down a bolt of furious vengeance which completely obliterates... the priest.

The sailor looks up into the sky.

A booming voice from heaven says "Goddammit, I missed!"

I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance.

This time it's personals.

My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

My psychologist says I have an obsession with vengeance

We'll see about that

There are actors called Tom Holland and Tom Hollander

I can only deduce from this that there are also actors called Tom Holland With A Vengeance, Live Free or Tom Holland & A Good Day To Tom Holland.

My therapist says...

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.

A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them.

Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken.

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