Vengeance Jokes

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Funniest Vengeance Short Jokes

Short vengeance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vengeance humour may include short revenge jokes also.

1. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
   I heard this at work and thought it was clever. Enjoy
2. There are actors called Tom Holland and Tom Hollander I can only deduce from this that there are also actors called Tom Holland With A Vengeance, Live Free or Tom Holland & A Good Day To Tom Holland.
3. My therapist just told me that I am too obsessed with Vengeance. We will see about that, you have my word
   I told him as our session ended.
4. My psychiatrist said I was pre-occupied with the vengeance I told him "oh yeah we'll see about that!"

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Vengeance One Liners

Which vengeance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vengeance? I can suggest the ones about avenge and punishment.

1. Why cant diabetics have vengeance? Because vengeance is sweet.
2. My therapist keeps telling me that I'm obsessed with vengeance… We'll see about that
3. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that.
4. I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals.
5. My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance. We'll see about that.
6. My psychologist says I have an obsession with vengeance We'll see about that
7. Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows.
   But the road will have his vengeance.
8. My therapist says I spend too much time trying to get vengeance We'll see about that..
9. 20 needed vengeance and took out 19 In the end only 1 was left
10. What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider

Amusing & Witty Vengeance Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about vengeance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vengeance pranks.