Venezuelan Jokes
15 venezuelan jokes and hilarious venezuelan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about venezuelan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Venezuelan Short Jokes
Short venezuelan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The venezuelan humour may include short harbor jokes also.
- I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it. Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.
- How many Venezuelans does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they have no electricity.
- How many Venezuelans does it take to change a candle? Two. One to change it, and the other to stand in line all day to buy the new candle.
- How many Venezuelans does it take to change a light bulb? The whole country but they still can't get it to light up.
- What's the difference between a Venezuelan Bolivar and Bitcoin? The Bolivar actually has value as a currency.
- Did you know that the Venezuelans use the e**... of a rare species of bovine in an ancient dish passed down from generation to generation? I lied it's all b**....
- Why did the Venezuelan p**... forgo accepting payment up front? Because it was worth more by the end of the session.
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Venezuelan One Liners
Which venezuelan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with venezuelan? I can suggest the ones about helicopter and toss.
- What sound does a Venezuelan pigeon makes? Coup Coup Coup
- How do you compliment a Venezuelan girl? Tell her she looks like a trillion bucks.
- What do Venezuelans like to eat with their cheese? Caracas.
- Have you had Venezuelan food recently? If not, neither have most Venezuelans.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Venezuelan Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about venezuelan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make venezuelan pranks.
A Venezuelan man goes to buy a car.
The car salesman says, you can pick it up in four years time.
The man asks, in the morning or the afternoon?
Salesman: does it matter?
Man: well the plumber is coming in the afternoon...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar
The bartender says
"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"
