Velociraptor Jokes

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Funniest Velociraptor Short Jokes

Short velociraptor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The velociraptor humour may include short triceratops jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a velociraptor and a police officer? The velociraptor can open doors.
2. A T-Rex and a Velociraptor are sitting at the bar The Velociraptor points to a Triceratops in the corner and says "Why is he getting served first?" and the T-Rex says "because he was herbivorous"
3. Why can't we study the change of velociraptors over time? Because then it would be an acceloraptor
4. What did the velociraptor say to the other velociraptor about the triceratops? I've never seen herbivore.
5. Beautiful women are like velociraptors Despite my neurotic obsession, they are unlikely to be found in my house.
6. What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw.
7. How did the velociraptor go to the toilet? He velociped.
8. What's worse than a velociraptor? A velocity-raptor!
9. What does it take to put a skirt on a velociraptor Big b**... and a Time machine
10. Did you hear about the guy who caught a STD after having s**... with a velociraptor? He's got dino-sores.

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Velociraptor One Liners

Which velociraptor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with velociraptor? I can suggest the ones about prehistoric and motion.

1. How do you find a velociraptor ? You divide the distanceraptor by the timeraptor
2. How do you find a velociraptor Divide a distanceraptor by a timeraptor
3. How do you find the velociraptor? Velociraptor = Distraptor / Timeraptor
4. What do you get when you take the integral of a velociraptor? A Positioraptor!
5. What do get if you take the derivative of a Positioraptor? A Velociraptor
6. How do you make a velociraptor? Speedraptor over Timeraptor.
7. If a velociraptor is running.. and he speeds up, does he become an acceleraptor?
8. What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? "Dino what you're thinking."
9. Why cant a velociraptor swim? Because they don't exist anymore.
10. What did the velociraptor say after his workout? I'm a little dino-sore.
11. Kids are like velociraptors They're always testing the fences
12. What prehistoric animal is the fastest at wrapping gifts? The Velociraptor.
13. Where does a velociraptor live? Velocity
14. What do you call a velociraptor that spits fire? A velocirapper
15. Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
    A: Long distance!

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What funny jokes about velociraptor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean velocity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make velociraptor pranks.