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6 veloci jokes and hilarious veloci puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about veloci that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly & Ridiculous Veloci Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good veloci joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A velociraptor struts into a bar, and the bartender exclaims, "Hold up! We don't serve your kind here."

The velociraptor looks at him and asks, "What about humans?" The bartender, puzzled, replies, "Well, yes, we serve humans." The velociraptor grins, "Perfect! I'll have one of those, medium-rare, please"

If a velociraptor is running..

and he speeds up, does he become an acceleraptor?

Why cant a velociraptor swim?

Because they don't exist anymore.

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What do u call a dinosaur on trial for s**... harassment?

A veloci r**... her

What did the velociraptor say to the other velociraptor about the triceratops?

I've never seen herbivore.


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