velcro Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious velcro puns

The man who invented the "VELCRO" died today....

...RIP.

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The inventor of Velcro died last week.

RIP

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The man who invented Velcro has died.

RIP

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Do not buy Velcro from anyone.

It's a rip off.

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Velcro..

..What a rip off.

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My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

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I have a friend who's selling a velcro wig for $100

It's a rip off if you ask me.

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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The guy who invented the velcro died last week

RIP

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Never Invest in the Velcro industry.

Its a complete ripoff

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Velcro sanitary towels...

They're a bloody rip off

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling

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LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro...

It's a total rip-off.

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Items that are made from velcro...

Are such a rip-off.

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Velcro...

That's a rip off

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My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.

And I plan on sticking to it.

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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A bought a $200 shirt made entirely of velcro.

What a rip-off.

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Velcro

What a rip off

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Velcro.

What a rip off!

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What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

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Velcro

What a rip off...

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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I'm gonna buy some velcro for my shoes instead of laces

Why knot?

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Velcro is an item of horrible value

It's a rip-off!

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Velcro!

What a rip off.

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I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!

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How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed

Put Velcro on the roof

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Did you hear they got rid of air bags in the new Cadillac?

It now features a Velcro headrest!

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Velcro sucks!

It's such a rip off

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Velcro.

It's a rip off.

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You know what I think is a rip-off?

Velcro

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If you're thinking about building a Velcro wall

Plan on sticking to it

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Velcro.

What a rip off.

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What are the most funny Velcro jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Velcro? Well, here are the best Velcro dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Velcro pick up lines to share with friends.

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