Velcro Jokes

• Short Velcro Jokes
• Velcro One Liners
• Velcro Shoe Jokes
• More Velcro Jokes

Funniest Velcro Short Jokes

Short velcro jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The velcro humour may include short bungee jokes also.

1. My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
2. VELCRO! Am I Right?!?!? WHAT A RIP OFF!
3. Velcro... That's a rip off
4. My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it.
5. Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff.
6. I never wear any clothes with Velcro on them. I just can't pull it off.
7. You should never buy anything with Velcro It's a total ripoff
8. I paid way too much money for these Velcro pants What a ripoff
9. How do you stop black kids bouncing on their beds? Velcro the ceiling
10. A bought a $200 shirt made entirely of velcro. What a rip-off.

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Velcro One Liners

Which velcro one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with velcro? I can suggest the ones about strap and elastic.

1. The man who invented the "VELCRO" died today.... ...RIP.
2. The inventor of Velcro died last week. RIP
3. Do not buy Velcro from anyone. It's a rip off.
4. The man who invented Velcro died RIP
5. Velcro.. ..What a rip off.
6. The inventor of Velcro died today. RIP
7. The inventor of velcro just passed away. RIP.
8. The person who invented Velcro died. RIP
9. I have a friend who's selling a velcro wig for $100 It's a rip off if you ask me.
10. How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
11. The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP
12. The guy who invented Velcro died today. RIP
13. Never Invest in the Velcro industry. Its a complete ripoff
14. LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off.
15. Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off.

Velcro Shoe Jokes

Here is a list of funny velcro shoe jokes and even better velcro shoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Guys, I'm not saying that Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers, and Creationists are unintelligent people but... there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.
• I hate buying Velcro shoes I don't know why anyone would buy them they're such a rip off
• I'm gonna buy some velcro for my shoes instead of laces Why knot?
• You should date people that wear velcro shoes They're more likely to stick around.
• I work with a Japanese man, and he only wears shoes that do up with velcro. I'm really starting to think he might be a lacist.
• Why doesn't Kris Kringle wear velcro shoes? because sanitize.
• Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off

Comedy Velcro Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about velcro you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean buckle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make velcro pranks.