Veins Jokes

Funniest Veins Short Jokes

Short veins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The veins humour may include short blood vessel jokes also.

1. I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein.
2. Today I found out that you can hear the blood flowing through your veins. You just have to listen varicosely.
3. Why can't the vaccine contain holy water? Because you're not supposed to take the lord's name in vein.
4. My local hospital brought in a priest to bless all the bags of IV saline… …but they got in trouble for using God's name in vein.
5. Nurse missed the first time when trying to give me an IV. When he switched Arms to try again, I asked... Was your first effort in vein?
6. There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein.
7. There's a new drug on the street called God, but I'll never use it. I'd never take the Lord's name in vein.
8. There are over 60,000 miles of arteries, veins and capillaries in the human body. If you took all of yours and laid them end-to-end, You'd die.
9. I've invented a new opiod, which I've called Jesus. All the churches near me are telling kids not to take the Lord's name in vein.
10. If you took all the arteries, veins, and capillaries in your body and tied them together end to end ...you would die.

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Veins One Liners

Which veins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with veins? I can suggest the ones about valve and vessel.

1. Why isn't Holy Water used in vaccines ? Because, you can't take the Lords name in vein.
2. Two red blood cells met and fell in love but alas, it was in vein.
3. You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely
4. Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein.
5. 2 blood cells met and fell in love Alas, it was all in vein!
6. Why don't they use holy water in vaccines? You can't take the lords name in vein.
7. A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein
8. I initially refused my vaccine however it ended up being in vein.
9. First joke post How do you hear the blood in your veins?
   By listening varicosely
10. If you have poison in your veins Would you call that toxic vasculinity?
11. I have the best circulatory system in the world! Some say aorta be less vein
12. Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses.
13. A guy died from arteries clogging. The doctors' efforts were in vein.
14. What did the angry artery say to the annoying vein? Why Aorta!
15. What is the proudest body part? the veins

Varicose Veins Jokes

Here is a list of funny varicose veins jokes and even better varicose veins puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a Latina with varicose veins? Vein-a-swellin'.
• varicose veins are... ...the balloon animals of the circulatory system!
• Why do women enter menopause? so they'll have enough blood for their varicose veins
• Why do women stop menstruating in their fifties? 'Cos they need the blood for their varicose veins!

Humorous Veins Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about veins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make veins pranks.