Vehicular Jokes

Funniest Vehicular Short Jokes

Short vehicular jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vehicular humour may include short vehicle jokes also.

1. Bumped into my ex today... Well, the police say it's vehicular manslaughter. So, yeah whatever.
2. Did you know that when someone gets run over by a Tesla it isn't considered Vehicular Manslaughter? They call it electric car battery!
3. Did you hear that Herschel Walker tried to run over some kids and was arrested attempted vehicular manslaughter In fairness, there was a sign "Drive like your kids live here".
4. It is a crime to tell a joke to Optimus Prime. You might be charged with Vehicular Man's Laughter.
5. A new study has found that 98% of vehicular collisions with crows in Boston involve trucks and other large vehicles Apparently they can all yell cah, cah, but not bus, bus.
6. Never tell your friend a good joke while he's driving... You could be charged with vehicular manslaughter.
7. In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter.
8. I had to shut down my company that reduces vehicular congestion in urban cores. The investors said they wanted to see more traffic.
9. I tickled my friend while he was driving. We wrecked and he died.
   I was charged with vehicular man's laughter.
10. What do you call it when a kitchen appliance salesman gets into a minor vehicular accident? A blender vendor in a fender bender

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Vehicular One Liners

Which vehicular one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vehicular? I can suggest the ones about automobile and motorist.

1. If you kill a Disabled Guy... Is it considered Vehicular Manslaughter?
2. What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage? An R.V. dent.
3. Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke? Vehicular man's laughter.
4. What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like? Like a vehicular man's laughter.
5. While Megatron was gloating He committed several acts of vehicular man's laughter
6. If a witch murders someone with her broom... is it considered vehicular h**...?

Vehicular Manslaughter Jokes

Here is a list of funny vehicular manslaughter jokes and even better vehicular manslaughter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Courts still use the term "vehicular manslaughter". It's 2021; shouldn't we call it "vehicular human-s**..."? It's time for women to finally break through the glass windshield.
• Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter? It wasn't her fault. Her t**... slipped.

Amusing & Witty Vehicular Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about vehicular you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vehicular pranks.