Veggie Jokes

Funniest Veggie Short Jokes

Short veggie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The veggie humour may include short vegan jokes also.

1. The saying shouldn't be "It's like taking candy from a baby" Have you ever actually taken candy from a baby? They scream. It should be "it's like taking veggies from a baby"
2. Did you hear that fruit will never travel to Australia? Yeah! Fruit won't, but veggie might!
3. Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle.
4. TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub.
5. Honey, the salad tastes funny... Are you sure you washed the veggies? Of course I did! Can't you see the soap bubbles?
6. What did John Lennons parents say to him to get him to eat his veggies when he was a kid? All we are saying is, give peas a chance
7. I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies Everything else is just gravy
8. When I was younger I'd always get upset when my dad told me to eat veggies, but now I miss veggies He's was the nicest dog ever.
9. What is a children's television show centered on the imaginary adventures of comatose Christians be called? Veggie Tales!
   Veggie Tales!
   Veggie Tales!
10. I asked my cannibal friend where he gets his veggies. He replied "the local physical therapy clinic"

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Veggie One Liners

Which veggie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with veggie? I can suggest the ones about vegetarian and vegetable.

1. What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention? A barbie queue
2. What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? "Lettuce, pray."
3. Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef.
4. A boat with a shipment of veggies sank yesterday Turns out, it had a couple leeks ;)
5. A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might
6. Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet.
7. What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded? He didn't carrot all
8. What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers
9. What do vegetarians do when they are bored They "veggie" out
10. What did the DJ veggies say to the farmer? Lettuce turnup the beats beats be-ee-ea-eats.
11. What do you call a pig with no legs in a veggie patch? A ham and salad roll
12. What do you call a burn patient that's in a coma? A roasted veggie
13. Why do root veggies make such good dj's? It's cause they turn-up the jams!
14. They say you are what you eat Then, my brother must have eaten a lot of veggies
15. Why did the man with two sides of veggies give one to his friend? He had a-spare-I-guess!

Veggie Tales Jokes

Here is a list of funny veggie tales jokes and even better veggie tales puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a children's show about a bunch of brain-dead people? Veggie Tales
• What do you call a crippled man's story? A veggie tale.
• Have you heard about the new documentary on Steven Hawking? It is called Veggie Tales.
• me: Can I play some music?
  **uber driver:** Yeah, sure.
  **me *[pulling out my tuba]*:** Do u like veggie tales?

Fruits And Veggie Jokes

Here is a list of funny fruits and veggie jokes and even better fruits and veggie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you turn a fruit into a veggie? AIDS :/
• People who sell meat are g**... But people who sells fruits and veggies are grocer

Fun-Filled Veggie Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about veggie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vegetable kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make veggie pranks.