Vegetative Jokes

• Short Vegetative Jokes
• Vegetative One Liners
• Vegetative State Jokes
• More Vegetative Jokes

Funniest Vegetative Short Jokes

Short vegetative jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vegetative humour may include short reproductive jokes also.

1. My kid and I wrote this together: Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants? Because he took a leek!
   (Please don't kick us out, just lettuce leave)
2. If you were a fruit, you would be a Fineapple. If you were a vegetable.... I would visit you every day in the hospital.
3. I had a gay friend in high school... ...who fell into a coma. We called him Tomato: he was a fruit and a vegetable.
4. People that don't eat meat are called vegetarians, but what are people that don't eat vegetables? constipated
5. I told my gay friend I could turn fruits into vegetables... He said "prove it."
   So I pushed him off the balcony.
6. What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
7. BREAKING: North korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery. They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
8. Did you know that the state vegetable and official state pastime of Alabama are the same thing? Pumpkin
9. What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
10. Someone told me that it's impossible to make a pun about vegetables. I said that's not nececelery true.

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Vegetative One Liners

Which vegetative one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vegetative? I can suggest the ones about vegetable and spiritual.

1. What vegetable do you need when you get a flat tire? A-spare-I-guess.
2. Name a vegetable that's kind of cool. Radish
3. What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking.
4. What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess
5. Why'd the gardener get banned from the hospital? He kept watering the vegetables.
6. What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad.
7. What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking
8. What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus
9. What's the most hated vegetable in the world? Kim Jong un
10. Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is? Cabbage.
11. What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegetable Barackoli
12. What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car? Steamed Vegetable.
13. What's the best thing about being a cannibal in a coma ward? Fresh vegetables.
14. A vegetable walks into a bar... Just kidding, he'll never walk again.
15. Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek

Vegetative State Jokes

Here is a list of funny vegetative state jokes and even better vegetative state puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My vegan friend got hit by a car He's in a vegetative state.
• What's the best state to be in during a nuclear apocalypse? Vegetative
• What's the best state to grow vegetables in? Okra-homa
• An English man was left in a vegetative state after being hit by a car, bus, tractor and trailer. It was an Oxford Coma.
• What name did the Aussie give his pal who was in a vegetative state? Vege-mite!
• I told my grand kids that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle... So they unplugged my computer and threw out my bourbon..
• Kim Jong Un reported to be in a vegetative state... He's now Kimchi
• Everyone thought Kim Jung Un was in a vegetative state, but actually he was in the studio recording his acoustic album Kim Jung Unplugged.
• What do you say to a Mexican guy in a vegetative state? Coma estas?
• Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm? He's currently in a vegetative-state.

Amusing Vegetative Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about vegetative you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biological jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vegetative pranks.