Vegetarian Jokes

• Short Vegetarian Jokes
• Vegetarian One Liners
• Vegetarian Diet Jokes
• Non Vegetarian Jokes
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Funniest Vegetarian Short Jokes

Short vegetarian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vegetarian humour may include short vegan jokes also.

1. Did you know Vegetarian is a Native American word? It means Lousy Hunter
   I am native American and this joke has been told to me a couple of times. Thought I'd share.
2. My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore
3. This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant... But I've never met herbivore!
4. People that don't eat meat are called vegetarians, but what are people that don't eat vegetables? constipated
5. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore.
6. I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore*
   :)
7. I was out on a first date and the lady asked me if I was more of a cat person or a dog person. I said "I'm a vegetarian."
8. To what would you change the name of a kid named hunter if he becomes a vegetarian? ….Gatherer
9. (OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?
   "Lettuce prey"
10. The statement "You are what you eat" isn't really true. If you eat a vegetarian, you probably aren't a vegetarian.

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Vegetarian One Liners

Which vegetarian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vegetarian? I can suggest the ones about veggie and vegetable.

1. "No thanks. I am a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
2. What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian.
3. Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee Brocco Lee
4. I had to quit my vegetarian diet Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
5. Why are vegetarians happier? They don't have beef with anyone
6. Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian.
7. What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaains
8. Hear that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian son? Brock Lee.
9. I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother Broco Lee
10. When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients.
11. If God wanted us to be vegetarians… Why did he make the animals out of meat?
12. "Have you seen my vegetarian girlfriend?" "No, I have not seen herbivore."
13. A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore.
14. If two vegetarians are arguing Is it considered a beef?
15. Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst

Vegetarian Diet Jokes

Here is a list of funny vegetarian diet jokes and even better vegetarian diet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just found out vegan ribs are delicious. It must be their vegetarian diet.
• I love my vegetarian-only diet. Lambs, Cows, Deers, Rabbits. They're all vegetarians and they're delicious!!
• Diet Downer I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
• My vegetarian girlfriend started a diet where she has cut out gluten, dairy, and preservatives. It's not all that bad though, because recently she's been eating more nuts.
• I have decided to start a strict vegetarian diet Starting tonight I will enjoy a nice thick steak. Cows are the most delicious of the strict vegetarians

Non Vegetarian Jokes

Here is a list of funny non vegetarian jokes and even better non vegetarian puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My non-vegetarian friend told me to eat chicken, it's very healthy. I said no, it WAS healthy but you ate it.
• How can a vegetarian satisfy himself in a non vegetarian Indian restaurant? Naan

Laughter Vegetarian Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about vegetarian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean herbivore jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vegetarian pranks.