Vegetable Soup Jokes

Funniest Vegetable Soup Short Jokes

Short vegetable soup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vegetable soup humour may include short pea soup jokes also.

1. What happens when you eat 4 jumbo cans of vegetable soup? You have a massive vowel movement.
2. Yesterday I decided to make a soup of forgotten vegetables It turned out to be just hot water.

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Vegetable Soup One Liners

Which vegetable soup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vegetable soup? I can suggest the ones about vegetable and noodle soup.

1. What do you call a quadriplegic in a therapy pool? Vegetable soup
2. What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub? A vegetable soup
3. Why don't Astronomers like vegetable soup? They prefer a meteor soup.
4. I made a vegetable soup. Sadly he dropped it all over his wheelchair.
5. What do you call a center for disabled children that has flooded? Vegetable soup.
6. How do you call disabled people in jacuzzi? Vegetable soup
7. What do you call a bunch of r**... people in a pool? Vegetable soup!
8. What Do You Call A Pool Full of the Mentally-Handicap? Vegetable soup.

Vegetable Soup Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about vegetable soup you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fruit vegetable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vegetable soup pranks.