Vegetable Kid Jokes

Funniest Vegetable Kid Short Jokes

Short vegetable kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vegetable kid humour may include short vegetable jokes also.

1. My kid and I wrote this together: Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants? Because he took a leek!
   (Please don't kick us out, just lettuce leave)
2. Why won't cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples? Because kids don't like to eat fruits and vegetables.
3. How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables? He tells them to "Give Peas a Chance"
4. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber! Just kidding; if you were a vegetable, I'd pull the plug.
5. What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters? Eat the vegetables
6. I told my grand kids that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle... So they unplugged my computer and threw out my bourbon..
7. I feel like every time my wife and I try to feed my kids vegetables we are going to war with him All we are saying, is give peas a chance
8. Okay kids, always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets
   and pass on those vegetables
9. My favorite vegetable... I work at a grocery store. This kid comes up to me today and asks me what my favorite vegetable is.
   Cauliflower, I tell him. What about yours?
   Grampa, he replied.
10. Kids have it easy these days. I used to make my own Vegetables. And when they ask me how, I usually say "I've got a hammer. "

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Vegetable Kid One Liners

Which vegetable kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vegetable kid? I can suggest the ones about vegetable garden and fruit vegetable.

1. What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car? Steamed Vegetable.
2. A vegetable walks into a bar... Just kidding, he'll never walk again.
3. What do you call it when a German kid plants some vegetables? A kindergarten
4. 3 Vegetables walk into a bar Just kidding handicaps can't walk
5. How do you make it easier for your kids to eat vegetables? Take 'em off the wheelchair
6. When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
7. remember kids..... eat your school, stay in drugs and don't do vegetables.
8. What do you call a bunch of down syndrome kids in a pool? Vegetable Soup
9. What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable
10. What do you call a bunch of handicapped kids in a swimming pool? Vegetable soup.

Vegetable Kid Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about vegetable kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean farming kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vegetable kid pranks.