Veganism Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Veganism is like Communism

They are both fine, unless you like food

Why is veganism like being a registered sex offender?

You have to inform everyone when you first meet them.

I was walking downtown, and I saw a sign advocating veganism, that showed a pig and a dog.

It said, "why love one and eat the other?"

I thought to myself, "that is a good point. I should start eating dogs."

Veganism is sinful.

Because it's seitanic worship.

Vampiric PETA

They are promoting veganism because Secondary consumers taste better than Tertiary consumers!

What are the funniest veganism jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Veganism? Well, here are the best Veganism puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Veganism pick up lines to share with friends.

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