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41 vegan crossfit jokes and hilarious vegan crossfit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vegan crossfit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Vegan Crossfit Short Jokes

Short vegan crossfit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vegan crossfit humour may include short cross fit jokes also.

  1. A crossfit user, a vegan and an atheist went into a bar... And we know it because they told us.
  2. A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar... Oh, they already told you about it too?
  3. A vegan bitcoin investor who does CrossFit and didn't vote in the 2016 election walks into a bar. Now everyone's wondering what he's gonna bring up first.
  4. You meet a vegan pilot that's running for senate that went to Havard and does crossfit. What's the first thing they tell you? "I use Arch btw"
  5. A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you? "I crossfit"
  6. What's the hardest thing about being a vegan that CrossFits? Trying to decide which one to tell people about first.
  7. A crossfiter, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know this because they won't shut up about it.
  8. What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject? The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
  9. Crossfit died out The other day n the train:
    Girl : *sneezes
    me: "Bless You!"
    Girl : I Have a Boyfriend
    a few rows behind us: "I'm vegan"
  10. What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first.

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Vegan Crossfit One Liners

Which vegan crossfit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vegan crossfit? I can suggest the ones about vegan and veggie.

  1. A vegan pilot who does CrossFit walks into a bar. Which one does he tell you about first?
  2. Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had.
  3. If you meet a vegan who's into CrossFit… What won't they shut up about first?
  4. A crossfiter and a vegan walk in to a bar. Who shuts up first? The bar.
  5. Did you hear about the vegan who does CrossFit? Yeah so did I.
  6. If a vegan does crossfit... ...which one does he tell you about first?
  7. How do you know if a vegan is at your party? He'll interrupt your story about crossfit.
  8. If a vegan does crossfit, which do they talk about first? Their iPhone.
  9. What Jesus said to the vegan? - I do crossfit
  10. An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more?
  11. If you're a vegan who does crossfit... which do you tell people first?
  12. What does an atheist, vegan who does crossfit tell you about first
  13. An Atheist, a Crossfiter, and a Vegan walk into a bar... ...and everybody knows.

Vegan Crossfit Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about vegan crossfit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vegetarian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vegan crossfit pranks.

A h**... atheist, A dedicated vegan, and an avid cross-fiter walk into a bar. how can you tell which one is which?

They tell you.

How do you know someone's an atheist vegan engineer who does crossfit?

Don't worry, you'd know

If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog....

which one do they tell you about first?

West Coast problems

If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?

A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar

A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar. how do i know that it was a vegan and a crossfit? they told everyone

A feminist, a vegan, and a person who does CrossFit walk into a bar.

I know this because they didn't shut up about it the entire night.

How do you pick up a gluten-free, crossfit, vegan?

No idea it's been two hours and I haven't gotten a word in edgewise yet.