Veers Jokes
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Veers Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Two women are talking and the conversation veers towards work...
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
Why don't AT-ATs walk in a straight line?
Because of General Veers.
A bus full of journalists is on its way to Mar-a-Lago.
The bus veers off the road and overturns. Emergency vehicles rush to the scene, only to find Trump with a shovel in his hand, and Stephen Miller on a bulldozer.
A paramedic asks " What happened to all the passengers ? "
Trump says " They were all dead, so we buried them ! "
Stunned, the paramedic says " Do you mean everybody died ? "
Trump replies " Some of them claimed they weren't dead, but you know how the press lies ! "
A Statistician is playing darts
The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
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