Vector Jokes
30 vector jokes and hilarious vector puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vector that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this article to get a laugh out of vector math! We'll explore clever jokes and puns from a variety of topics related to vectors, from recursive to algebraic and more. Let's see if you can outsmart the pesky mosquito jokes!
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Funniest Vector Short Jokes
Short vector jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vector humour may include short matrix jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.
- What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler.
(Great math joke that came up in Calculus the other day) - The Wright brothers. The Wright brothers must have been vectors, because two of them made a plane.
- REAL math joke At a party vectors V and W see vector V+W poking in his head and asking: "Can I join?". "Yeah.", V and W reply; "It's a closed party..."
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler.
Courtesy of my physics professor. - I heard we are doing math and science jokes! What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a tsetse fly? Nothing! You can't cross a scalar and a vector!
- What do you get when you cross the Aedes egypti mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing.
You can't cross a vector with a scaler. - What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.
- What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? You can't cross a scalar with a vector!
- My girlfriend is a physicist and today she told me she loved me to the moon and back She then proceeded to inform me that love is a vector.
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Vector One Liners
Which vector one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vector? I can suggest the ones about scalar and pointer.
- If five vectors create a band what would it be called? One Direction.
- How do physicists catch colds? Oh, all the normal vectors
- The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector.
- You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
- What's a physicist's favourite breakfast? Vector
- Why should you wear a c**... when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors.
- Scientists have found the main vector of homosexuality: The large h**... collider.
Heartwarming Vector Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about vector you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean velocity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vector pranks.
Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices
Chuck Norris is so tough he can simplify an improper fraction without first dividing the denominator and using it to multiple the numerator.
I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...
What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar.
What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
Physics Joke
A mountain climber goes out drinking with his friends.
He starts complaining "My wife called me annoying last night! She compared me to a mosquito." His buddy responded. "You know what they say. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."
Sometimes when I'm bored I'll convert vector images into bitmaps
But I really should stop procrasternating.
What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you call a room filled with members of the RNC all pointing in the air?
A conservative vector field.
Does anyone know any puns on the word Victor?
I know this guy Victor and every year I come up with a new pun on his name. I've done the "what's your vector, Victor" and I've asked him to stop writing so much history (cause the victors write the history) but now I'm out, any help here guys?
You can't cross a mosquito with a mountainclimber
because you can't cross a vector with a scalar
Vectors Joke
When (i) think of crossing with (u) I get my own normal vector, if you know what I mean. ;)
What's the difference between a scalar and a vector?
One climbs mountains and the other's probably a mosquito.