vaulting Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious vaulting puns

Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same...

They both grip their sticks and try to get it up.


I tried pole vaulting and I didn't like it

Now, I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole


I used to have a fear of vaulting...

But then I got over it.


Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar.


What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.


in the 2020 olympics ...

... after Trump has become president, USA will have the best pole vaulting team in the world, consisting of only mexicans


What are the most funny Vaulting jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Vaulting? Well, here are the best Vaulting dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Vaulting pick up lines to share with friends.


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