The Best 27 Vaulter Jokes

Following is our collection of Vaulter jokes which are very funny. There are some vaulter athletics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vaulter village puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Vaulter Jokes and Puns

At the Olympics I saw a man carrying a long sick and I asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He said "No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?"

As a spectator at the last Summer Olympics, I saw a guy walking around carrying a 10 foot long stick...

"Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.

"No," he responded. "I'm a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

At the Olympics

At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole.

"Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"

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I was walking past my local athletics track when I saw a man carrying a very long, thin bag. I asked him "are you a pole vaulter?"

He said "Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"


Olympics, the new tower of Babel

The German Olympian

I met an athlete near the Olympic Park
I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter"?
He said "No, I'm German...
and how do you know my name?"

I was at the last Olympics

I saw a guy carrying what looked like fibreglass scaffolding

I said to him "are you a Pole Vaulter?"

He said "Nien, I am German, how did you know my name is Walter?"

John saw a man walking down the street carrying a very long pole.

He went over to him and asked him "are you a pole vaulter?" The man replied "no, I am German, but how did you know my name?

Walter.

I was in the park the other day and saw a guy practising his athletic trials, with a long metal stick for the Olympics. I asked if he was a pole vaulter, and he replied "Nein, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"

At the Olympics, a guy walks past a group of spectators, carrying a long pole.

One of the onlookers says to the guy, "Are you a pole vaulter?" The guy responds, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

At Munich Airport

A young man approaches an Olympic athlete carrying a long pole and asks are you a pole vaulter?

The man clearly annoyed responds no, I'm German, and how did you know my name is Walter?!

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I saw a guy walking down the street with a large pole

I asked him, "are you a pole vaulter?"

He replied: "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name?"

A reporter is looking for someone to interview at the Summer Olympics

He sees a man carrying a twelve-foot pole and asks, "Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"

The man replies, "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

A man walks down the street with a large pole on his shoulder

A person across the street asks:
"Are you a pole vaulter"
(With a strong German accent): "No, I'm a German but how did you know my name is Walter?"

Two men at the Olympics

Two men are at the Olympics. One man walks up to the second man and asks, "Hey, are you a pole vaulter?"

The second man responds, "Nope, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

I was at the Olympics and saw a man carrying a large pole.

I asked him Are you a pole vaulter?

He replied I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?

One Olympian said to another: Are you a pole vaulter?

Reply: No, I'm German. And how did you know my name was Walter?

I once saw this guy walking down the road with a 15ft piece of fibre glass. I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter?"

He answered "Nein, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walther?"

A pole vaulter walks into a bar

She's disqualified (and really tall).


Pole vaulter

So I was at the Olympics the other day and saw a man walking round with a long pole. I went up to him and said,

"Are you a pole vaulter?"

And he replied, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name?"

While at the olympics, a man with a long stick waljed past me

I said;
"Excuse me, a you a pole vaulter?"
He replied;
"No, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

I was walking through the Olympic Park when I saw a man with a really long stick, I asked him "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He said "Yes, but how do you know my name is Walter?"

Reporter approaches an athlete at the olympics and asks " are you a pole vaulter?"

Athlete (in German accent) "no I'm not polish, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

What do you call a French pole vaulter?

A Leap Frog

Outside of the athletes village at the Olympics I saw a guy walking with a pole vault..

I asked him " are you a pole vaulter ?"
To which he replied "nein, I am German. How did you know my name vas Vaulter?"

A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar

wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?

..."about 4 inches"

Did you see the Chinese pole vaulter whose junk pushed the bar over the edge?

It was ridickulous.

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