Vaulter Jokes

Funniest Vaulter Short Jokes

Short vaulter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vaulter humour may include short vulture jokes also.

1. What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.
2. At the Olympics I saw a man carrying a long sick and I asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?" He said "No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?"
3. At the Olympics At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole.
   "Are you a pole vaulter?"
   "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"
4. Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?" He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
5. Olympics, the new tower of Babel The German Olympian
   I met an athlete near the Olympic Park
   I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter"?
   He said "No, I'm German...
   and how do you know my name?"
   
6. I met an olympic athlete yesterday... 'Are you a pole vaulter?' I asked.
   'No' He replied. 'I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?'
7. I was at the last Olympics I saw a guy carrying what looked like fibreglass scaffolding
   I said to him "are you a Pole Vaulter?"
   He said "Nien, I am German, how did you know my name is Walter?"
8. John saw a man walking down the street carrying a very long pole. He went over to him and asked him "are you a pole vaulter?" The man replied "no, I am German, but how did you know my name?
9. I saw a guy walking down the street with a large pole I asked him, "are you a pole vaulter?"
   He replied: "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name?"
10. I once met an Olympian athlete. I asked him - Are you a pole vaulter? He replied - No, I'm German but how did you know my name is Walter?

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Vaulter One Liners

Which vaulter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vaulter? I can suggest the ones about pole vault and burglar.

1. What is a pole vaulter's favourite drink? Spring water.
2. A pole vaulter walks into a bar She's disqualified (and really tall).
3. It's okay to hurt a pole-vaulter's feelings They seem to get over it easily.
4. What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog
5. Did you know that there are female pole vaulters in the Olympics? They lower the bar.
6. Hey, are you a Pole Vaulter? no, I'm German, and how do you know my name?

Pole Vaulter Jokes

Here is a list of funny pole vaulter jokes and even better pole vaulter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was at the Olympics and saw a man carrying a large pole. I asked him Are you a pole vaulter?
  He replied I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?
• One Olympian said to another: Are you a pole vaulter? Reply: No, I'm German. And how did you know my name was Walter?
• I once saw this guy walking down the road with a 15ft piece of fibre glass. I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter?" He answered "Nein, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walther?"
• While at the olympics, a man with a long stick waljed past me I said;
  "Excuse me, a you a pole vaulter?"
  He replied;
  "No, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
• I was walking through the Olympic Park when I saw a man with a really long stick, I asked him "Are you a pole vaulter?" He said "Yes, but how do you know my name is Walter?"
• Reporter approaches an athlete at the olympics and asks " are you a pole vaulter?" Athlete (in German accent) "no I'm not polish, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
• A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?
  ..."about 4 inches"
• Did you see the Chinese pole vaulter whose junk pushed the bar over the edge? It was ridickulous.

Uproarious Vaulter Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about vaulter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean valet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vaulter pranks.