Vast Jokes
24 vast jokes and hilarious vast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vast Short Jokes
Short vast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vast humour may include short extensive jokes also.
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Vast majority of folks in Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but most in Abu Dhabi do.
- The ChatGPT servers must be on a virtual vacation exploring the vast expanse of the internet.
- How is working in I.T. like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
- New studies show that the vast majority of violent crimes are committed by the children of immigrants. And it's been that way since 1607.
- What do you call a dinosaur that is large, immense, huge, collosal, gigantic, vast, enormous, titanic, massive and big? A thesaurus.
- We live on a tiny, useless ball of rocks and water, floating through the vast expanse of outer space But it means the world to us.
- A 2018 report showed that the vast majority of bankers have no close friends Apparently they're all loaners
- Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
- As politically incorrect as it is to admit, there is a difference between men and women. A vast deferens.
- Internet is Vastly different in UK than the USA they don't use cookies, they use biscuits.
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Vast One Liners
Which vast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vast? I can suggest the ones about broad and enormous.
- What do you call a fat pirate? A vast matey.
- How big of a "ye matey" should a pirate have A vast ye matey
- Why did the businessman drown? Because he was swimming in a vast pool of resources.
Uplifting Vast Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about vast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean massive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vast pranks.
I went to the zoo..
When I got to the zoo I saw there weren't many people at all, just me in fact, and there were only a few workers. I walked around for a while and saw nothing. On my way to the exit I asked one of the workers what was up. He directed me to the far corner of the zoo, this whole zoo, as vast as it was only had one animal. It was a shitzu.
a programmer and astronaut walk into a bar
Astronaut: we are just tiny dots in this vast universe. What we do is insignificant. Why should we even do anything ? What's the point ?
Programmer: I should stop making these simulations so real.
A Texan at the Grand Canyon
I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.
A Texan was talking to a rancher from Canada...
about the overseas market. The Texan was bragging about his huge herds and the vast amounts of money he was making shipping thousands of heads of cattle overseas every year to the Chinese market.
The Canadian, not wanting to be outdone, shot back, "Yeah? Well I ship that much cattle every month!"
The Texan looked at him for a moment, then smiled as he said, "Well, you got me there then. You clearly are the biggest bull shipper I ever met!"
What's the difference between a man who chooses to have kids, and a man who chooses not to?
I'd say there's a vast deferens between the two.
The wife of a man who just got a vasectomy compares the before and after.
She said there wasn't a vast difference.
Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility.
5 beavers is worth a caribou
4 caribous are worth a loon
And 2 loons are worth a polar bear.
Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality?
Genocide
Two penguins are rowing a boat in a vast desert of sand.
Where's your oar? Asks one to the other. Sure do. The other reply's.
I s**... identify as a vast body of water of more than 100 million square kilometres
Can I be trans-atlantic?
Almost all scientists agree that people get their pants from monkeys and what's even worse
is that they also say that our jeans are responsible for the vast majority of our physical appearance!
Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God
The electrical engineer says "God is clearly an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system! The vast network of nerves and all those neurons firing..."
The mechanical engineer jumps in "No, God is obviously a mechanical engineer. What better example of the power of levers than the muscles, bones, ligaments, and tendons!"
The civil engineer says "You're both wrong. God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal line right through a prime recreational area?"