Vast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vast jokes. There are some vast extensive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vast indigenous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Vast Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Vast majority of folks in Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but most in Abu Dhabi do.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

New studies show that the vast majority of violent crimes are committed by the children of immigrants.

And it's been that way since 1607.

What do you call a dinosaur that is large, immense, huge, collosal, gigantic, vast, enormous, titanic, massive and big?

A thesaurus.

We live on a tiny, useless ball of rocks and water, floating through the vast expanse of outer space

But it means the world to us.

A 2018 report showed that the vast majority of bankers have no close friends

Apparently they're all loaners

What do you call a fat pirate?

A vast matey.

Vast joke, What do you call a fat pirate?

As politically incorrect as it is to admit, there is a difference between men and women.

A vast deferens.

I went to the zoo..

When I got to the zoo I saw there weren't many people at all, just me in fact, and there were only a few workers. I walked around for a while and saw nothing. On my way to the exit I asked one of the workers what was up. He directed me to the far corner of the zoo, this whole zoo, as vast as it was only had one animal. It was a shitzu.

How big of a "ye matey" should a pirate have

A vast ye matey

a programmer and astronaut walk into a bar

Astronaut: we are just tiny dots in this vast universe. What we do is insignificant. Why should we even do anything ? What's the point ?

Programmer: I should stop making these simulations so real.

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A Texan at the Grand Canyon

I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.

A Texan was talking to a rancher from Canada...

about the overseas market. The Texan was bragging about his huge herds and the vast amounts of money he was making shipping thousands of heads of cattle overseas every year to the Chinese market.

The Canadian, not wanting to be outdone, shot back, "Yeah? Well I ship that much cattle every month!"

The Texan looked at him for a moment, then smiled as he said, "Well, you got me there then. You clearly are the biggest bull shipper I ever met!"

What's the difference between a man who chooses to have kids, and a man who chooses not to?

I'd say there's a vast deferens between the two.

The wife of a man who just got a vasectomy compares the before and after.

She said there wasn't a vast difference.

Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility.

5 beavers is worth a caribou

4 caribous are worth a loon

And 2 loons are worth a polar bear.

Vast joke, Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility.

Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality?


Two penguins are rowing a boat in a vast desert of sand.

Where's your oar? Asks one to the other. Sure do. The other reply's.

I sexually identify as a vast body of water of more than 100 million square kilometres

Can I be trans-atlantic?

Almost all scientists agree that people get their pants from monkeys and what's even worse

is that they also say that our jeans are responsible for the vast majority of our physical appearance!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vast sizable puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vast tremendous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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