They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
But when I came back home, they were still there.
Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.
But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby
Q: What do you call a gay man with a vasectomy?
A: Seedless fruit.
But when I got home, they were still there.
...apparently all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
Apparently it just changes the color of the baby
Jo says: "I have to be careful not to get pregnant."
Jenny looks confused. "But I thought Tony recently had a vasectomy."
"He did." says Jo. "That's why I need to be extra careful."
It just changes the color of the baby. :(
Or at least that's what my mailman said.
But apparently all it does is change the color of your baby
Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby.
Me: Yes, I'm not kidding you.
Turns out it just turns the baby black.
Yup - I'm not kidding you
But when I came home they were still here...
Turns out is doesn't stop you from having kids, they just come out in different colours.
But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens.
Apparently a vasectomy doesn't stop you from having children, it only changes the colour of their skin.
First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"
I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant.
Apparently, all it does is change the color of the baby.
because he's a meaty urologist!
But apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Turns out it just changes the color (:
But apparently all it does is change the color of the baby.
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough because they couldn't afford a bigger bed. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it would cost $1,000.
Not being able to afford the procedure, the doctor recommended he go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me - I don't want to go deaf! To which the doctor replies, "Trust me."
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count on his fingers, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... , at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand, 6, 7...
But when he got home from the hospital we were still there
Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour.
My lesbian neighbors wanted me to help them conceive a child and agreed to do it the old fashioned way because they are very easy going. We've been trying for three months and I haven't had the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year...
I was told it would keep her from getting pregnant, turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.
Vas the deferens.
(I'll show myself out)
but apparently it only changes the baby's skin color...
So during my vasectomy it was just me and the younger female doctor in the room. She was talking with me to distract me and said you want to hear a good vasectomy joke? Of course I said yes, not knowing it was going to go this way.
If a Bluebird has blue babies, a blackbird has black babies, a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?
A Swallow!
Stacy: I have to be very careful, i just can't get pregnant now.
Tiffany: Didn't your husband get a vasectomy?
Stacy: Exactly!
The doctor tells him that it's a very important decision and asks if he has had a chance to discuss it with his family. The man says,"Yeah, and they are in favor of it 15 to 7."
I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.
he got the sack
.. because I didn't want children. But when I got home, they were still there
it makes a vas deferens.
He said he didn't see a vas deferens.
All it did was change the color of our next one.
I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life.
so he decides its time for a vasectomy. he goes to the doctor who explains the procedure and the cost. billy joe asks if theres a cheaper way to handle this... the doc says "aren't you billy joe the redneck? heres what you need to do, drink a six pack, but in the last can light a cherry bomb, drop it in, then count to ten! You only need to buy the beer and the cherry bomb." Billy joe is sceptical, but takes the doctors advise. He downs a sixpack, put a lit cherry bomb in the sixth can and starts counting... 1....2...3....4....5. (places can between legs so he can use his other fingers...)
A redneck goes into the doctor for a vasectomy and says to to the doctor
"Doc, I got all these screamin youngins runnin round the trailer and no matter what the wife and I try, we always ends up pregnant. But I can't afford no medical procedure!!"
The doctor sits and thinks a minute and replies...
"Ok, tonight when you're drinking your evening beer's. Put a cherry bomb in your beer, light it and count to 10..."
The redneck, looking confused, but not going to contradict a doctor nods his head, says thank you and leaves.
That evening he sits on the front porch and puts a cherry bomb into his beer, lights it and starts counting out on his beer free hand,
"1..2..3..4..5...."
Sticks the beer between his legs and starts counting on his other hand.
"6..7..8...."
But when I got home they were still there
But it turns out it just made our baby black.
She told me I mis heard the doctor, Apparently it doesn't stop your wife getting pregnant, just affects the colour of the baby.
He: We will have two kids.
She: I want three kids.
He: No, I will have vasectomy after the second one.
She: I hope you treat the third one also as your own.
...as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me".
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
"Why, you get yo wife pregnant?" asked the friend.
"Yeah not only that, the baby came out all black."
The buddy says "mine didn't work either, it just made the babies come out black"
I was pretty disappointed when I got home and my kids were still there.
A few years ago I had a vasectomy. A few weeks after the procedure I received a letter, accompanied by a sample pot, stating that I needed to provide a sperm sample and bring it in to them to prove the operation worked. At work, later that day, I snuck off to the bathroom and produced my sperm sample into the pot, screwed up the lid, and put the pot in my shirt pocket. The hospital wasn't far so I decided to take the 5 minute run over there on my lunch break. As I arrived at the front desk I noticed the pot lid has come loose and my sample has gone all over me. The nurse politely says to me 'sorry sir, you're going to have to come again.'
When he got home, the kids were still there.
The doctors will tell you that you won't be able to have kids anymore. I'm here to tell you that it just changes the color of the kids. #stayinformed
I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still got pregnant. Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
Scrotal Recall!
I haven't noticed a vas deferens after the procedure.
The dad went to the doctor to get a vasectomy and the doctor asked him why. 'Well, we read that 1 out of 10 babies born in the US now are Mexican, and we don't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither the wife nor I speak Spanish'.
In the end we split the deferens.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.
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Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
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