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I thought getting a vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant.
Apparently, all it does is change the color of the baby.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.
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Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life.
First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"
But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby
The doctor tells him that it's a very important decision and asks if he has had a chance to discuss it with his family. The man says,"Yeah, and they are in favor of it 15 to 7."
Q: What do you call a gay man with a vasectomy?
A: Seedless fruit.
Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour.
because he's a meaty urologist!
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Apparently it just changes the color of the baby
But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens.
I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.
So during my vasectomy it was just me and the younger female doctor in the room. She was talking with me to distract me and said you want to hear a good vasectomy joke? Of course I said yes, not knowing it was going to go this way.
If a Bluebird has blue babies, a blackbird has black babies, a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?
A Swallow!
She told me I mis heard the doctor, Apparently it doesn't stop your wife getting pregnant, just affects the colour of the baby.
Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.
But it turns out it just made our baby black.
Jo says: "I have to be careful not to get pregnant."
Jenny looks confused. "But I thought Tony recently had a vasectomy."
"He did." says Jo. "That's why I need to be extra careful."
Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby.
Turns out it just turns the baby black.
Or at least that's what my mailman said.
But apparently all it does is change the color of your baby
I was told it would keep her from getting pregnant, turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.
Vas the deferens.
(I'll show myself out)
Apparently a vasectomy doesn't stop you from having children, it only changes the colour of their skin.
But when I came back home, they were still there.
The doctors will tell you that you won't be able to have kids anymore. I'm here to tell you that it just changes the color of the kids. #stayinformed
But apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Stacy: I have to be very careful, i just can't get pregnant now.
Tiffany: Didn't your husband get a vasectomy?
Stacy: Exactly!
My lesbian neighbors wanted me to help them conceive a child and agreed to do it the old fashioned way because they are very easy going. We've been trying for three months and I haven't had the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year...
but apparently it only changes the baby's skin color...
...apparently all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
Turns out is doesn't stop you from having kids, they just come out in different colours.
But apparently all it does is change the color of the baby.
Scrotal Recall!
It just changes the color of the baby. :(
he got the sack
But when he got home from the hospital we were still there
He: We will have two kids.
She: I want three kids.
He: No, I will have vasectomy after the second one.
She: I hope you treat the third one also as your own.
"Why, you get yo wife pregnant?" asked the friend.
"Yeah not only that, the baby came out all black."
The buddy says "mine didn't work either, it just made the babies come out black"
When he got home, the kids were still there.
He said he didn't see a vas deferens.
But when I came home they were still here...
I was pretty disappointed when I got home and my kids were still there.
Me: Yes, I'm not kidding you.
All it did was change the color of our next one.
Turns out it just changes the color (:
Yup - I'm not kidding you
But when I got home, they were still there.
I haven't noticed a vas deferens after the procedure.
it makes a vas deferens.
In the end we split the deferens.
I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still got pregnant. Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
All it does is change the color of the baby.
I said, I'm not kidding you.
Seriously, does anyone know?
I'm drawing a blank here.
A redneck family has already 4 kids when the husband announces to the wife that he will get a vasectomy.
Perplex to understand his sudden decision the wife asks him why. He replied i read that 1 in every 5 Americans is Hispanic, and I cannot bear the risk of getting one into this family
I'll tell my urologist she can start with either side because ultimately it doesn't make a vas deferens.
Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.
Euclipides nuts.
It appears that it just changes the color of the baby.
Turns out, there's a vas deferens
I guess it just changes the color of the baby.
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