The Best 16 Vasectomies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vasectomies jokes. There are some vasectomies procedure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vasectomies anesthesia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vasectomies Jokes and Puns

I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant??

Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure.

Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures

but there's a vas deferens between the two.

Two men discuss vasectomies...

First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"

Vasectomies joke, Two men discuss vasectomies...

You know what they say about vasectomies...

There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones.

Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever

My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

What do vasectomies and breathalyzers have in common?

The goal is to blow a zero.

They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies...

It was a package deal.

Vasectomies joke, They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies...

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.


Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Sears does vasectomies now.

But every time I get an erection, my garage door opens.

Vasectomies aren't worth it...

They don't even work! I had one but my girlfriend still got pregnant, in fact all they seem to do is make the baby black when we're both white. Would not recommend.

New Donut Shop

One opened in my town that also does male vasectomies in the back. Still waiting for them to switch their name to Dunkin' NoNuts.

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Turns out vasectomies don't stop your wife from having babies...

They just change the color of them.

What is the name of the doctor performing vasectomies?

Lemony Snippit

The truth about vasectomies

They don't always work and they make your baby black

The thing about vasectomies...

they're a snippery slope.

the redneck

A redneck shows up at the doctors office wearing a tux. The nurse asks him "What are you seeing the doctor for?" The redneck replies "I'm a have one oh them there vasectomies." The nurse looks at him and asks "Then why the tux?" The redneck replies "Well If'en I'm gonna be impotent I wanna look impotent."

Vasectomies joke, the redneck

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