The Best 7 Vary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vary jokes. There are some vary guidelines jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vary alter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Vary Jokes and Puns

I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said...

...not suitable for children, colours may vary.

Next time your wife is angry....

Put a cape on her and and say, "Now you are, super angry!!!"

Disclaimer: results may vary

I asked a cannibal if humans tasted good.

He said it can vary from person to person.

Three aboriginals in a car, who's the driver?

The police.

Also works with other minority races. Mileage may vary depending on audience.

Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.

But when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £2.50/min (charges may vary).

I asked my local car dealer if the car he was showing me was his newest one.

He replied by saying, you can look around, but your mileage will vary .

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vary specimen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vary difference piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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