Varnish Jokes
8 varnish jokes and hilarious varnish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about varnish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Charming Humor Varnish Jokes with Loads of Fun
What is a good varnish joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My uncle drank a whole bottle of wood varnish
He had a horrible death but a lovely finish
Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish?
It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
My friend drowned himself in a vat of varnish. He had a horrible end,
...but a lovely finish.
A man died after drinking varnish.
It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
What do underwear and nail varnish have in common?
They both come off with alcohol.
A friend of mine died recently
A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
My grandfather drowned in varnish recently.
A horrible way to go, but a lovely finish.
Did you hear the one about the man who drank varnish? It was a terrible end…
But he had a beautiful finish.
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