Vaporizes Jokes
24 vaporizes jokes and hilarious vaporizes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vaporizes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vaporizes Short Jokes
Short vaporizes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vaporizes humour may include short jokes also.
- A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway, but amazingly traffic was fine. No congestion for hours!
- My friend joined a cult. They believe that one day they will cease to exist in their human form, and become water vapor. I told him, "you will be mist".
- What did the water vapor say when the cloud told it to make the grass wet? "Don't tell me what to dew."
- A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway this morning Luckily there was no congestion.
- Did you hear about the message that tricked ice to flash to vapor without first passing through the liquid state? It was subliminal.
- You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing.
- Why did the entrepreneur's milk vaporizer product fail? Because nobody wanted to smell his dairy air.
- Earth occasionally passes through the vapor trails of Venus, causing a bad odor. Uranus also smells.
- Why do early 19th century women find it hard to boil water? Because it gives them the vapors.
- His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so s**...... Said no girl ever
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Vaporizes One Liners
Which vaporizes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vaporizes? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do you get when you vaporize a king? A noble gas.
- What do you call someone who vapes? A vapor
- My girlfriend turned into a cloud of water vapor. She will be mist.
- If I let a kid hit my vaporizer then I'll be accused of... Child vape
- RIP dence water vapor. You will be *mist.*
- All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water. She's such a basic b**....
Vaporizes Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about vaporizes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vaporizes pranks.
A priest and an atheist are playing golf.
The priest is okay, but the atheist is s**.... He keeps missing his shots. Every time he misses a shot, he says 'Damn, missed!' The priest got more and more agitated at the use of the word 'damn', and eventually snapped. He said, 'Do not use that word or God himself will strike you down!' There's an immediate ruble from the sky, and a bolt of lighting shoots down and vaporizes the priest into ash. A booming voice rings out across the golf course, striking fear into the golfers, and says:
'Damn, missed!'
Undefined illness
Who said that health care in Canada was not up to par???
A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."
The doctor examines him and then says:
"You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage.
Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 3 days later and says "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "You were homesick."