The Best 8 Vapor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vapor jokes. There are some vapor vaping jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vapor snowwomen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vapor Jokes and Puns

A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway, but amazingly traffic was fine.

No congestion for hours!

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

My friend joined a cult. They believe that one day they will cease to exist in their human form, and become water vapor.

I told him, "you will be mist".

All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.

She's such a basic bitch.

What did the water vapor say when the cloud told it to make the grass wet?

"Don't tell me what to dew."


Did you hear about the message that tricked ice to flash to vapor without first passing through the liquid state?

It was subliminal.

What do you call someone who vapes?

A vapor

His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy...

Said no girl ever

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vapor mist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vapor surrey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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