Vape Jokes

Funniest Vape Short Jokes

Short vape jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vape humour may include short juice jokes also.

1. Release the vaccine in vape form. I promise you no one will ask what's in it at that point.
2. I surprised my TindR hookup by using an E-Cigarette in the restaurant… She later accused me of Date Vape.
3. Patient: Am I a bad person because I occasionally like to vape? Psychiatrist: Not at all. It's really not a big deal.
   Patient: Thanks! That's such a velief
4. A group of vaping college students is called a smog. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal's office.
5. I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes.
6. The health benefits of vaping Ever since I started vaping, my wife has been getting a lot less cigarette burns.
7. A vape pen recently caused a fire at my office. The email telling people to keep them turned off was titled Fire ignites Policy Change They must have been Juul-bulent about that pun
8. I hate it when people say vaping is addictive... It's not, I've been going it for 5 years I oughta know
9. I just heard a radio ad offering students, first responders and veterans a 10% discount on vape products Glad to see I'm not the only one using nicotine to treat PTSD
10. I'm male and drive a Subaru, but I don't vape. But i guess I'm the exception because it was handed down to me by my mom and mom.

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Vape One Liners

Which vape one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vape? I can suggest the ones about cigarette and blowing smoke.

1. The guy who invented the vape died today. He will be mist.
2. What do you call a vaping vegan?1 Nothing! It isn't like you'll be able to get a word in!
3. Christian friend of mine vapes... Guess I'll see him *inhale*.
4. I really like vaping... It's a good way to blow off steam
5. If you were to rob a vape shop, Could you call it a juul heist?
6. What do you call making four left turns while vaping? A Juulers loop.
7. What do you call someone who robs vape shops? A Juul thief.
8. I got arrested buying E-Cigs for minors... They charged me with statutory vape.
9. How can you tell whether or not someone vapes? Wait thirty seconds.
10. I won a vaping competition yesterday. It was my greatest aspiration.
11. What do the Dallas Cowboys and vaping have in common? They both can't beat a pack
12. What do you call people that vape? Air fresheners
13. 1973: smoking in the boy's room. 2018: vaping in the gender-neutral restroom.
14. What do you call someone who vapes? A vapor
15. What vapes do the King and Queen of England use? Crown Juuls

Unearthly Funniest Vape Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about vape you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean puff jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vape pranks.