The Best 37 Vans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vans jokes. There are some vans solemates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vans laced puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vans Jokes and Puns

What's a creepers favorite kind of shoes?

White vans

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What kind of shoes do pedophiles like?

White Vans

Vans joke, What kind of shoes do pedophiles like?

What are a pedophyles favorite shoes?

White vans

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

I realized today that the Vans logo looks like a square root symbol.

It's probably because they're so radical.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White Vans.

I'll be here all week.

Vans joke, What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

A pedophile walks into a shoe store

and asks if they carry white vans.

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

What kind of shoes do paedophiles wear?

White vans

What's a math teachers favorite clothing brand?

Vans. Because it is the root of the answer.

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What is a pedophile's favourite pair of shoes?

White vans.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from?

I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White vans.

Between transformers

One transformer said to the other "hey nice shoes"

The other then replied, with a grin on his face "thank you, they're... vans"

Vans joke, Between transformers

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What's Optimus Prime's favorite shoe brand?


During an argument my wife told me to jump in front of a moving train..

I looked everywhere but I all I could find were moving vans, trucks, etc...

Why did only 1,800 Mexicans come to the war

They only had 2 vans

What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans

What shoes does a rapist wear?

White vans.

What was the name of the vans made up of software engineers?

Code - a - line

What kind of shoes does a child molester wear?

White vans.

Whats a paedophile's favourite kind of shoes

White vans

What is Roy Moore's favorite brand of shoe??

White Vans

Why did the Mexican . . .

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

- For Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?

- Because they only had two vans

Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?

- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

- Tequila

What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoes?

White Vans.

I worked in one of those creepy ice cream vans over Memorial Day weekend, and I must say, they really do work. I raked in the Benjamins.

Also got a couple Jacobs and Timothys as well.

What shoes do Transformers wear?


Did you know Vans and Sperry's used to be one shoe company?

The company was called Vanes. There was some dissension among the employees, so they agreed to split into two companies. The first one became Vans, and the second one got the Spare 'E'.

What's an international gathering of Volkswagen vans called?

A combination

2 vans were driving on a road. Little did they know, the road led straight off a cliff.

They did not see it, so they kept going. They sped off the cliff. After falling for a while, they miraculously landed upright and were fine.

It's cause they're vans.

What is a kidnapper's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans

(courtesy of my dark-humored step-kiddo)

What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most?

White Vans

What did Optimus Prime say when Bumblebee said "Nice shoes!"

Thanks, they're Vans.

What are a kidnapper's favorite shoes?

White Vans

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vans jeeps jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vans orthopedic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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