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A Joke from the Late Great Townes Van Zandt
A drunk is walking down the street and bumps into a cop.
The drunk says, Man, they stole my car.
The cop says, Well where was it?
The drunk says, Right on the end of this key.
The cop says, You better to go down to the precinct and they'll fill out all the proper paperwork, but before you do that you better zip up your pants.
The drunk looks down and says, Ah man, they got my girl too.
Townes Van Zandt joke
A police officer stops a drunk man on the street.
Officer: How are you doing this evening, sir?
Drunk: Officer, I think somebody stole my car.
Officer: Where did you last see it?
Drunk: Right at the end of this key.
Officer: Alright, buddy, why don't you just call a cab. And zip up your fly while you're at it.
Drunk: Ah, man, they got my girl too!
Can someone help me understand this joke....
Today while listening to Townes Van Zandt, he tells a joke on a live album: What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice. Am I too young to understand this? Is there a historical element to this missing?? Is it just obsurd? Thanks in advance and hope this is the right place to ask this question.
There was this drunk walking down the street
He walks up to this cop and he says, man, somebody stole my car .
And the cops says, well where was it ... and he says it was right on the end of this key .
The cop says, I don't know man, why don't you go down to the precinct house and report it down there. They'll fill out all the proper forms you know, all that stuff.
The guy says, ok and he starts to walk off...
The cop says, before you go downtown you better zip up your fly .
The guy looks down and he says, awe man, they got my girl too .
(Credit to Townes Van Zandt and j**... Jeff Walker)
Heard in Townes Van Zandt's Live at the Old Quarter album
There's this drunk walking down the street, and he walks up to this cop and says, Man, somebody stole my car. The cop says, Well, where was it? And he says, It was right on the end of this key.
The cop says, There's not much I can do for you, but why don't you go down to the precinct house and report it down there. They'll fill out all the proper forms for you.
The guy says ok, and he starts to walk off, but the cop stops him and says, Before you go downtown, you better zip up your fly.
The guy looks down and he says, Aw man, they got my girl too.
A man walks up to a cop...
A man walks up to a cop and he says, Officer, somebody stole my car.
The cop said Where did you see it last?
The man said, It was right here on the end of this key.
Cop says Alright well why don't we walk down to the station and we'll get all the proper forms filled out and try and find it
Well alright, says the man
Cop says Before we go, you might want to zip up your pants, sir.
Man looks down and says Aw they got my girl too..
-Townes Van Zandt
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