Vampire Coffin Jokes
36 vampire coffin jokes and hilarious vampire coffin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vampire coffin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Vampire Coffin Short Jokes
Short vampire coffin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vampire coffin humour may include short coffin jokes also.
- What's the difference between a healthy vampire and a sick vampire? [OC] One sleeps in a coffin,
The other coughs while sleepin'. - Why did the vampire go to the doctors? Because he was coffin...
- Where does a vampire go when he's sick. His coffin.
- Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
- What do you give a vampire that won't stop coffin? DayQuil.
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Vampire Coffin One Liners
Which vampire coffin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vampire coffin? I can suggest the ones about glass coffin and vampire blood.
- How did one vampire give COVID to the other one? By coffin on him!
Happy Halloween :) - How do you know if a vampire has COVID? He's coffin
- How do you know a vampire is sick? He coffin
- How can you tell vampirism is a disease? On account of the coffin.
- How did one vampire give COVID to the other? By coffin on him!
- How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold? by his deep loud coffin! ☺
- How did the vampire know he was sick? He was coffin
- How to you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin
- Why do people think Vampires have Coronavirus? Because they're always coffin.
- Why was the vampire quarantined? Because he was coffin
- How do you know when a vampire is sick? You can tell from their coffin.
- Why do people think vampire always have the flu? Because they be coffin all day!
- Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin!
- How can you tell when a vampire is sick? By his coffin!
- Why did the vampire miss work? He was having a coffin fit!
Vampire Coffin Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about vampire coffin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vampire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vampire coffin pranks.
Two peasants turned vampire hunters entered the local cemetery....
...Looking for the dreaded vampire that threatened their homes. As they searched among the tombstones, they found one covered in blood, black as night and decorated with a bat motif. As night fell, they begun excavating it, getting to the coffin just as the last rays of the sun began to disappear. They threw it open, stakes at the ready but found it empty. Off to the right, a small ordinary tombstone began to tremble and out burst the vampire! As he closed on the helpless pair he laughed saying, "Ah-HA! You fools! You have made a *grave mis-stake!*"
*sorrynotsorry*