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Best Short Valve Jokes

These are our top valve puns. Have fun with a good valve joke in English with simple valve humour.

1. How is Valve like Uranium-238? By the time they get to the third Half Life 13.5 Billion years will have passed.
2. Valve should be in charge of the UN... It's the only sure-fire way to prevent World War 3.
3. How many Valve employees does it take to change a light-bulb? Two. Two to hold a ladder and one to screw it in.
   Whats that? Three you say? They can't count that high.
4. I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come.
5. I don't know how Valve managed to do it, but... they even included the British Pound in their summer sale this year.
6. There's been some interesting science news today. Apparently materials with a half life of 3 pass through valves at a extremely slow rate.
   -plauge inc
7. What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him? "Babe, it's a valve!"
8. An elderly radio engineer showed up at the house instead of a plumber. "You said you needed some valves replaced."
9. (I hope this doesn't break sub rules) What do Marcus Smart and Valve have in common? Neither of them can make a three.
10. Battlefield Bad Company series should be owned by Valve. Because Valve can't count to 3, and neither can Bad Company!

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these valve jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of valve puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Valve One Liners

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1. How to prevent WW3 Just give valve the rights to 1 and 2.
2. How do you make sure World War III never happens? You sell the rights to Valve.
3. Why is Valve so much better than EA and Ubisoft? They have a higher Self Esteam.
4. Why was the Valve developer crying? He was having a Half-Life crisis.
5. Valve should have the rights to the world wars That way they will never make a third
6. We should give Valve the rights for the World Wars That way we'll never have World War 3.
7. What does Valve have in common with a blonde? Both of them can't count to three
8. You know what is the first thing you need to create steam? A VALVe.
9. Turns out valve can count higher then 2.. Granted it's only 2 and 1/2
10. If Valve had an nhl team... would that be the Mighty VAC's?
11. What is the best card in Valve's Artifact? The Credit Card.
12. What do Valve games and unvaccinated children have in common? They never reach 3.
13. Valve is learning to count to 3. That's the first and second funniest thing I ever heard.
14. What does Valve's Steam and crypto have in common? They have winter sales.
15. Valve is releasing a new game engine to replace Source The Steam engine.

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