Valley Jokes

79 valley jokes and hilarious valley puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about valley that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with the best valley girl jokes and references from Silicon Valley, Napa Valley, Stardew Valley, and Death Valley! Whether you're looking for a punny pun or a one-liner, you'll find the best of the West right here. Get ready to have a river of laughter!

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Funniest Valley Short Jokes

Short valley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The valley humour may include short village jokes also.

  1. What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
  2. I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level.
  3. TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me
  4. Mark Zuckerberg's office has the greatest view in the Silicon Valley A view of personal information of 2.2 billion people.
  5. I Just watched San Andreas yesterday. Completely unbelivable. I mean. The Central Valley was green.
  6. Did you hear about the robot that looks eerily like Evil Knievel? He's doing a motorcycle jump over the uncanny valley.
  7. Hey girl, do you like ranch? Because I'd like to see your hidden valley.
  8. Where will a pornstar launch her new tech startup? Silicone Valley
  9. I like like my wine like I like like my women Like totally from the valley.
  10. My terrible dinosaur joke... Two dinosaurs are walking across a deserted valley, when one says to the other, "Do you think we're alone out here? I Spinosaurus."

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Valley One Liners

Which valley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with valley? I can suggest the ones about mountain and canyon.

  1. What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack? Silicone Valley
  2. Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? A: Silicon Valley
  3. What do you call a Valley Girl with one leg shorter than the other? Like, not even.
  4. What do you call synthetic breast cleavage? Silicone valley
  5. What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage? The silicon valley
  6. My life is like a Nature Valley granola bar It keeps crumbling apart
  7. If you go through a toll in Death Valley... Can it be called a death toll?
  8. What do you call cleavage on a girl with implants? Silicon valley.
  9. ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?
  10. [walking thru the valley of the shadow of death] It's nice just to be outside
  11. What do you call a cleavage in 2017? Silicone Valley.
  12. What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley
  13. Who is the leader of the valley girl mafia? The Oh-My-Gawdfather.
  14. To abandon an ice cream sundae in Death Valley is to Desert your dessert in a desert.
  15. A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous... ...but I never drive it.

Silicon Valley Jokes

Here is a list of funny silicon valley jokes and even better silicon valley puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where did Steve Job's wife get her breast implants? Silicon Valley
  • A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant... Its called Eel-on Musk.
  • The best perk of my job in Silicon valley is the always fully stocked fridge I just don't get why the vendor gave the food human names..oh well.
  • What's the most popular drug in Silicon Valley? Codeine.
  • Where will you find a pornstar tech startup? Silicone Valley
  • What do you call a chicken that works in Silicon valley? Erlich BAWKman.
  • Why is boobjob expensive? Because silicon valley.
  • What do you call the space between 2 artificial b**...? Silicone Valley......
    I'll leave and close the door behind me
  • What do you call the space between fake b**... Silicon Valley
  • How do you ask a Silicon Valley p**... for a h**...? Submit a pull request.

Death Valley Jokes

Here is a list of funny death valley jokes and even better death valley puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • In high school I had a Death Valley GPA It was below "C" level...
  • The Shadow of Death As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
    We know it today as Death Valley.
  • How would an accountant make Death Valley sound scarier? He'd say it with an Irish accent
  • So I was making out with this girl from Death Valley... It was pretty hot.
Valley joke, So I was making out with this girl from Death Valley...

Valley Girl Jokes

Here is a list of funny valley girl jokes and even better valley girl puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!
  • How do you score with a girl who is afraid of heights? You valley date her.
  • What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre!
    (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
  • What do you call a squished sheep? EEEEEEWWWWWWWEEEEE!
    (or, as the Valley girls say, "ahh.... Ewe!")
  • Why is a valley girl like a car door? The more you bang it, the looser it gets
  • What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's? Head over heels
Valley joke, What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's?

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What funny jokes about valley you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hills jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make valley pranks.

My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir

Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste

There was a b**... in silicon valley. The event was assumed to have drastic consequences, but...

apparently he was just going for a walk.

What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up?

What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up?
A high low small medium at large.

If you have a s**... salad, what do you put on it?

Hidden Valley r**...

Shouldn't the p**... mansion

be in Silicon Valley?

A young zebra escapes from the zoo and meets a stallion in a nearby valley

The stallion was fascinated and asked the zebra "where do you come from and what do you do?" the zebra replied "I come from Africa and I just chill with my friends on the plain"
Then the zebra asked the stallion "what are you and what do you do?" and the stallion replied "I'm a stallion, get your pyjamas off and i'll show you"

A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He's carrying a dead rabbit under one wing.

"Return ticket to Death Valley please."
"Pleasure trip?"
"Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing."
"LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit?"
"No, this is carrion."

TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war– who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.

It was the first known casual tea of

A man dies and goes to h**... where he finds himself in the middle of a tour.

The tour guide walks them to a room of people covered in scorpions and says- Here is where all of the Catholics go. He then takes them to a room where all of the people are burning alive- This is where all of the baptists go. He then walks the group into a beautiful valley where children are running and playing with smiles on their faces. Furious, the tour guide grabs his phone, makes a call and yells- The d**... mormons are irrigating again.

A single father gets asked by one of his children:

"Dad, why am i called Snowflake?"
Her Dad replies:
"Well, right after you where born on the Mountains, it started snowing and a snowflake landed on your mother's forehead."
The second child asks as well:
"Why am i called Azure?"
The Dad replied:
"When you where born in a valley, a Azure Flower landed on your Mother's forehead."
And then the third kid asked:
"Dad, What happened to mom?"
"Well, Brick. That's a question for another Time!"

Valley joke, A single father gets asked by one of his children:

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