Valley Girl Jokes

Funniest Valley Girl Short Jokes

Short valley girl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The valley girl humour may include short valley jokes also.

1. What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
2. What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre!
   (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
3. What do you call a squished sheep? EEEEEEWWWWWWWEEEEE!
   (or, as the Valley girls say, "ahh.... Ewe!")
4. What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's? Head over heels

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Valley Girl One Liners

Which valley girl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with valley girl? I can suggest the ones about mean girl and young girl.

1. What do you call a Valley Girl with one leg shorter than the other? Like, not even.
2. What do you call cleavage on a girl with implants? Silicon valley.
3. Who is the leader of the valley girl mafia? The Oh-My-Gawdfather.
4. Hey girl, do you like ranch? Because I'd like to see your hidden valley.
5. What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!
6. How do you score with a girl who is afraid of heights? You valley date her.
7. Why is a valley girl like a car door? The more you bang it, the looser it gets
8. So I was making out with this girl from Death Valley... It was pretty hot.

Valley Girl Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about valley girl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make valley girl pranks.